Hello everyone! This post is a brief explanation on a new tag I’m creating, called weapons-grade sarcasm.

Sometimes, I might make a post that is so ridiculously over-the-top sarcastic, that there will be no doubt in the mind of anyone of reasonable intelligence that the post is sarcastic. However, not everyone is of reasonable intelligence.

Therefore, the tag weapons-grade sarcasm has been made for the benefit of both the stupid and those with terminal literal-mindedness to provide an indication that eliminates any doubt that sarcasm is being employed.

You might be wondering, “Hold on, this post is tagged as weapons-grade sarcasm. Does that mean that this post is sarcastic, too?” To answer this question, I’ll point out that this post is intended to be taken more seriously than any other post with this tag. Also, you’re probably among those who would benefit the most from the tag’s creation.

Please look forward to more content to come.

Edit: Well, I tried. The press or anyone intent on defaming me will probably either miss this post for failure to perform a trivial investigation, or deliberately ignore it. At least this post is here so I can point to it, if desired.