Another trans school shooter.

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It happened, again. The natural consequence of indoctrinating children into the trans cult, affirming their delusions on an institutional level, giving them hormones that they’ll piss into the water supply (screwing up more people and animals), and convincing them that anyone who might disagree with them are [pejorative adjective of choice] and deserving of death.

This time, it happened in the Canadian province of British Columbia. Ten people dead, 25 injured. The shooter among the dead, because he joined the many who went 41%.

Canadian mounties didn’t want to name the suspect for “privacy reasons”, probably because 17-year-old Jesse Strang was an MtF stinkditch, and didn’t want yet more negative attention to come to the AIDS that is killing western civilization.

Interestingly, a Reddit post by Strang was criticized by Matt Walsh three years ago. If you haven’t heard of Matt Walsh, he’s a conservative influencer who is regularly lambasted by his own political faction for his ignorant takes on entertainment media.

Warning: Anime is about to derail another conversation.

In the post, Strang expresses a desire to stop comparing himself to anime characters, because they are more petite than him. To out-of-touch boomers, it was the anime that set off alarm bells, rather than the delusion, because in their minds anime and manga are the different scary thing.

We should know the obvious fallacies of the parties involved, so I won’t labor the points, too much. To keep it succinct:

  • A disproportionate number of transgender people have problems with parsing reality independent of fictional constructs,
  • Transgenders also tend to somehow avoid all the anime depicting determined protagonists who work hard to make their dreams come true, and thus would make excellent role models,
  • Derpy boomeroids also avoid positive role models in entertainment media, cherry picking negative role models in an effort to unfairly portray the different scary thing in a negative light,
  • The obvious fucking point that anime and manga are just for entertainment, and not intended to influence a person’s worldview. Our parents should teach us this as kids. What are we doing?

Oh yeah, there’s also the fact that the right usually touts anime and manga as the based alternative to western entertainment, because anime and manga are usually made without any desire to make a political statement, by people whose sincere desire is to make entertaining products.

For more proof that Japan is based, consider the fact that, just days ago, Japan’s right-wing party (called Liberal Democratics, go figure) just won a huge supermajority on a referendum on foreign migration after a bunch of Muslims openly disrespected Japanese culture.

This was a huge defeat for leftists, not just in Japan, but on a global scale, as it’s yet another indication of the right-wing backlash against globalism and mass migration of Muslims.

See what I mean? Japan is based!

But as for Canada, a failure to instill proper virtues has resulted in another element in the astroturfed perversion movement to flip out and go murder ‘tard.

There should be a punishment for anyone who succeeds in a deliberate attempt to make a person go under the knife to become trans. We can’t have people going around tricking children into having their genitals removed.

So, what I propose is this: If anyone convinces anyone else into getting their genitals removed, a possible punishment can be to have the same happen to the person who convinced them.

If you trans kids, then your cock is on the chopping block.

Returning to the matter at hand, I strongly doubt that Jesse Strang had come up with the idea to go trans all on his own. I suspect that there was a handful of doctors, psychologists, and educators who had an influencing role in his delusion. They might be messing with other kids, and it would be great if they decided to stop doing that, considering the tragedy that has too often followed the delusion that they’ve enabled.

This is just sad.

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This is more common than you might think. More than it should be, but still common.

The sheriff of a major city could not name the three branches of American government. And when told what they are, he incorrectly guessed which one his position was in.

The city would be Charlotte, the same city where the revolving door justice system resulted in the death of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska. So, we’re getting a look at the minds that are considered leadership in a city where the criminally insane are given ample opportunity to commit random homicide.

It can be quite horrifying just confidently a person can answer when they don’t know what they’re talking about, especially when it’s their job to know it.

See for yourself:

“This was not where I was anticipating getting stuck.” That delivery. It’s the moment that you realize that the person you’re talking to should not have gotten a passing grade in any Civics class.

Again, the guy wasn’t even able to name the three branches of government (legislative, executive, and judicial), and when told what they are, he incorrectly guessed the one he was in (executive). It may be understandable if a person might guess that a sheriff is in the judicial branch, but he himself is a sheriff. What’s his excuse?

As I see it, it’s an expected consequence of the education system. The fact is, teachers in the K-12 system are state employees who don’t much care, and the system is designed to get you to pass if you put in even minimal effort.

You might have noticed that in high school, there are multiple levels of the same class, categorized something like C, B, A, and AP (or Honors). For example, World History A, or Biology AP. Passing any class is basically like passing any similar class of a different level.

So, in the long run, there’s no difference between Biology C and Biology A. If you were put in Biology C, it’s possible that they ran out of room in the other Biology classes, because the current year’s students are just so smart. But it’s more likely that they either think you’re stupid or that you just don’t care. In any case, they probably just don’t want to look at you for a year longer than they have to.

The way K-12 is configured, if someone is held back a year, it’s usually because they just weren’t cooperating.

In my own experience with high school, it got to the point that I got along well with the teachers. There was a certain acknowledgement of the way things were, and we sometimes found ways to have fun while going through the motions.

It may be tangential, but I’ll tell this story, anyway. At one point, I was assigned to read “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe. I didn’t know what to expect. I started on it deciding to make it a case of me reading an assigned book in my own time.

Any enthusiasm I may have had had completely vanished by the time I was a few chapters in. The book was a literary disaster.

At one point, even though it was assigned reading, I decided that I just wasn’t going to read anymore, though I didn’t say a word about that to the teacher. At about the same time, the teacher just stopped bringing it up, and I didn’t receive any more assignments about that book. It was as though we had both discovered that the book was awful, right at the same time, and quietly decided not to speak of it.

Chinua Achebe may be dead, but at least he stopped writing. The world might’ve been a better place if he didn’t pursue what he didn’t have a knack for.

And no, I didn’t finish his book. And I’m not planning on it.

With the tangent over, back to Sherrif Garry McFadden. While it’s sad just how poorly he understood the government that he played a role in, he’s an expected product of the US’s K-12 education system.

Make the choice to not be fake.

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About one year. That’s how long it took Kamala to go from presidential candidate villain arc to “hello fellow children”.

Remember Kamala HQ? Of course you didn’t. No one cared. But for the hypothetical half-dozen who did, you’ll be thrilled to know that Kamala HQ has leveled up it’s branding by removing Kamala’s name from it.

An improvement, to be sure. And nothing says “progressive” quite like moving on from a candidate which the left shouldn’t have viewed as viable as they did.

The new name is simply, “Headquarters”. Because, who needs personality when you have whatever it is that their corporate pseudo-gen-Z shtick is supposed to have?

But, so you know, the changes are happening quickly. What’s currently @HQNewsNow had a brief stint as a different Twitter handle, @headquarters_67.

I’m impressed. Kamala actually killed 67. She pulled off ruining the meme.

As of this writing, the account made a bunch of posts about the Super Bowl, because nothing reaches out to Gen Z quite like a game of ball played by a bunch of millionaires.

All they have to do is try to be funny about relevant topics. But as is often the case with leftists, their own pettiness and vindictiveness gets in the way.

Not that Kamala is at all bitter about the fact that it’s Trump who’s up there. But if Kamala wanted her own 45 jersey (or 67, as the case may be), she should’ve won the election.

Hey look, the implication that if the files mentioned someone, they must have done something wrong.

Also, notice how Headquarters just quote-tweeted themselves. I guess if no one else is making the tweet you want to quote, you’ve gotta do it yourself.

So, here is the formula, according to the account that killed 67: continually shit on Trump, and imply that he’s a pedophile. Then, in no time flat, Gen Z will come to the yard.

By the way, can we kindly refrain from dropping the atomic bomb of all insults at every opportunity? You know, in the interest of the language retaining its meaning in the cases where it actually applies? If everyone is a pedophile, Nazi, fascist, or whatever the fuck the left uses to try to tear the people that they hate down in as few words as possible, then that stops being unusual.

Headquarters has accomplished what was previously thought impossible: they somehow found the Venn Diagram overlap between trying too hard and not trying hard enough.

Look, I know that there’s a lot of money involved, but you can’t get me to be fake like Headquarters is fake. Because the fact is, while a person could give themselves up for any amount of money, no amount of money could get their integrity back. And that’s one thing that’s more important than money.

Suppose I woke up one day and discovered that this very blog suddenly got 100 times it’s usual traffic. Initially, I’d be thrilled. But then, I check the traffic’s location data, and nearly all of it is from either Indonesia or Pakistan. And there are hundreds of comments requesting groyper bullshit.

All I’d have to do to retain that traffic would be to go full Borg and pivot to pretending that nick Fuentes has an organic movement, with the occasional anti-Zionist meme. But I’m not going to do that. If it means staying genuine, I’d rather have less traffic.

But then there’s Kamala Harris and whatever it is she’s trying to do.

She lost, and had plenty of time to get over it. But it seems as though she’s not doing well, as evidenced by her pathetic attempt to appeal to the younger crowd.

The Epstein Files: The Sequel

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The latest batch of the Epstein Files were released just a few days ago, and the documents altogether total about 3 million pages. Three million. I didn’t read through all of them, and neither did you. But wow, stuff is coming to light.

To get into some of the conversation surrounding these documents:

There is a shit-ton of misinformation surrounding them. It seems as though the bullshitters are counting on the fact that no one has read all 3 million or so pages to try to get a few things past us.

The news outlets that your granddad probably still trusts are laboring to point out that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are mentioned as people who have been in contact with Epstein, though without an explicit accusation of wrongdoing. It seems as though all they learned from the whole Nicholas Sandman incident was how to more carefully defame in a way that they could get away with. If you still depend on old media to be informed, just what are you clinging to?

Because too many people are stupid, they forgot that Trump ran on releasing the Epstein files. And he came through. Not the behavior of someone who has anything to hide, as far as the files are concerned.

Bill Gates got STDs though a Russian woman, and he turned to JE for medication to help him treat them, which he would then slip to his wife so she would be treated for what she would catch from him. Interesting considering that Bill and Melinda divorced.

The allegation is floated, albeit without definitive proof, that victims were cannibalized. Which, if that’s true, would be easily make the whole sordid affair with the island several orders of magnitude worse. But as a matter of personal opinion, I find it believable, because when a PDF kidnaps a child, it’s usually a race against time to rescue the child, because the child is usually dead in just a few hours. Considering the number of victims that JE likely had, it’s possible that he disposed of a few, and found creative ways of doing so.

Groypers are making sounds, again. This time, because JE used the term “goyim” in a derogatory sense. Because, you know, JE was Jewish. If you’re wondering what “goyim” means, it’s basically the same as “heathen”. JE viewed goyim as cattle that could be exploited.

Pizzagate might have been actually actual. That was the dealie where a pizza joint or two in the DC area was accused of being complicit in child trafficking. One of the pizza places had a symbol popular with PDFs in its logo, though that might have been a coincidence.

JE met with Moot of 4chan. Supposedly, Moot set up /pol/ on the very same day he met with JE. For those who haven’t heard of it, /pol/ would be 4chan’s dedicated politics board, where you could be smugly told how to run a society by 15-year-olds who spent half their time alive shitting themselves.

JE got banned on Xbox live for insulting people. Which isn’t that unusual, if we’re being honest.

JE and his contacts had lots of code words that they used amongst themselves. Either that or they loved pizza and beef jerky so much that they emailed each other about it often.

JE got six 55-gallon drums of sulfuric acid, for some reason. If he was looking for ways to dispose of people, that would be one way of doing it.

JE apparently liked explicit FNAF images. Which is weird, but if that would have been all he did, then all he would have been was some wanker minding his own business in his own home.

Out of the information that’s now available, this would be what’s currently topical. Personally, I’m interested in knowing whether JE had his hands in the trans movement, and just how deep.

But for now, there’s a lot to sort through. And a lot of it has been very eye-opening. For a long time, we’ve suspected that JE was a guy who played a dangerous game: building rapport with elites to accrete money, sex, and power to himself. And not only did it turn out to be true, he got impressively far with it, to the point of sending shock waves through the political world as his game was exposed.

Just imagine what it’s like to be Alex Jones right now.

It’s starting to cost them.

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It’s happening differently from how I might have wanted it to. As I would have had it, the doctors and therapists who transitioned children would have had it done to them just they same as they brought upon their victims, right down to the last surgical detail.

But their bullshit is being disincentivized by a precedent-setting lawsuit, which is a victory. I’ll take it. Hey ho.

A New York jury has determined that a girl who identified as a male should be awarded $2 million after a psychologist and a surgeon used that as justification for surgical butchery.

That’s a start, and she deserves a whole lot more, considering that she’s been gaslit out of living a normal life. And any doctor involved belongs in prison.

I’ve pointed out before that people become a lot more predictable when you account for their incentives. I expect a great many physicians and psychologists to start singing a different tune, considering that a legal precedent has just been set.

And it seems as though some of them are. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has changed their position on gender transition surgeries for children. It’s possible that they’ve been considering this for a while, but it seems to be a stretch to accept that their change in stance comes hot on the heels of news that shows that their previous stance could cost them a lot of money.

But consider the implications of these professionals changing their opinions as incentives shift. If they had ethics that they were sincere about, it wouldn’t take the prospect of being sued into oblivion to realize that there was something wrong with what they were doing.

Then there’s the question of what else they were lying about, if they were willing to say that men could become women. Doctor’s offices are more dangerous than they should be.

I’ll end this article on an interesting thought: There are a lot of doctors and psychologists out there who fast-tracked minors to life-ruining surgeries, with the idea that they could make some money by doing so. They have to be shitting themselves, right now. There are a lot of corrupt professionals who are going to lose a lot of money, to the point of their practices being shut down.

And considering that they deserve far worse, they’re not going to get any pity from me.

It actually happened.

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He’s clearly not happy. He didn’t bother to so much as fake a smile, as many fake people of his kind would have. Moving on before I have another Holden Caulfield moment…

If that wasn’t clearly captioned “Don Lemon”, I’d have had no idea who he was. And if it weren’t for the publicity stunt that backfired spectacularly, then my reaction to that guy would have been like, “Sounds familiar. Oh yeah, that former journalist. The one who was fired by CNN.”

Because, let’s be honest here: No one was talking about Don Lemon before the Minnesota church intrusion. The guy was basically washed-up, a memory of a time gone by.

Speaking of, the storming of the church was actually worse than I thought. As part of the so-called protest, parents were actually prevented by the intruders from getting to their own children, while some intruders talked smack about the parents of those children.

Anyone who knows can correct me if I’m wrong, but I had the idea that you are NEVER to prevent a person from leaving a room if they want to leave. I thought that the law referred to such as false imprisonment or even abduction, and a person could easily spend decades in prison for it.

But as for what did happen, Don Lemon has joined the list of people who were arrested for the storming of the church, and is now charged for a federal civil rights violation for conspiracy against rights, and is charged for a violation of the FACE act.

To be honest, I didn’t feel as strongly about Lemon’s arrest as I thought. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a welcome development. But I cared more strongly about William Kelly, that loud-mouth, distended rectum who filmed himself shouting in people’s faces.

Don Lemon may have been a party to the intrusion, but the other guy was more upsetting.

I’m not even going to bother looking into how the left is going to respond to this, because it’s predictable. I expect Don Lemon and his ilk to make themselves out to be victims, targets of an unfair, oppressive, fascist regime, a face of journalism who spoke truth to power, and all that stuff. Anything to keep themselves from learning a lesson from this whole affair.

Bananas and Rice Woman Just Arrested Again

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When I first heard of this story, I did a double take. The woman looked like the “bananas and rice” woman who looked so stupid on TV that she caught the attention of social media.

Now, I admit that I don’t have much (or any) experience with representing a culture to an audience of millions. But I imagine that an unwritten rule is, “avoid disgracing the people you’re representing by proving that you’re a dumbass.”

Sounds reasonable, right?

Well, Bananas and Rice Lady Nasra Ahmed didn’t just screw the pooch, she fucking tillered the poor mutt.

But before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s take a look at the initial claim of victimhood that put her on television:

So, after spitting on ICE agents (which she somehow neglected to mention), B&R Lady claims to have been wrestled down and manacled. A claim which, Interestingly enough, wasn’t depicted in her arrest video.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, leftists and the corporate media believed her bullshit without even the slightest trace of inquiry.

But the clip above was not what made Advanced B&R famous. That would be the one that followed. If you’re thinking of giving it a skip, know that you’re missing out on solid pyrite:

Initially, I was skeptical of the claim that Somalis have an average IQ of only 67. It sounds like some kind of hate fact embraced by racists to make them feel right.

But there’s B&R Root Beer, right there, as the chosen representative of the Somali culture. And she wishes to assure us that being Somali isn’t just having bananas and rice, it’s… uh… (a half minute of grunts and noises to buy time as her brain struggles to complete the thought) it’s like, uh, bananas and rice.

Yep.

Well, I’m glad that she made that nice and clear. And leaving no doubt as to why Somalian civilization is as advanced as it is, with the architecture that it has. And with cuisine with a reputation for how developed and exquisite it is.

But now that Bananarama and Ricearama was featured on television as a representative of an entire nation, she has just one job to do. Just. One. Job.

Don’t muff it up.

Can you guess why we’re talking about her, today?

She was arrested again.

Here’s a screen of Pam Bondi naming those arrested. Does the third one from the bottom look familiar?

I could point out the obvious lesson to be learned. But of the people who can read the words on this page, would any of them have had an urgent need to learn it?

And besides, if you were to tell someone, “If you’re trying to sell yourself as minding your own business, avoid conflicts with law enforcement”, you’d have a difficult time not sounding overly condescending.

The left jumped to declare a person as one of their heroes, and they met their own sword on the way back down. Again.

This needs to be thoroughly investigated.

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While representative Ilhan Omar was speaking at an event, some crazy lunatic guy just got up, went up to her, and sprayed her with a substance from a syringe.

This is an outrage! An outrage, I say! And this calls for an immediate and thorough investigation.

Hold nothing back. Leave no stone unturned. We need to get to the bottom of this entire incident.

For example, I want to know more about the assailant. There seems to be something fishy about the guy. And I’m not the only one who thinks so. After all, the cameraman who focused on him while he was sitting in the front row probably determined that there was something off about him.

I want to know just what it was about ICE and Kristi Noem which sets him off, and made him finally decide to get up, rush at Ilhan Omar, and spray her with the syringe that he brought with him.

By the way, the very fact that he brought the syringe indicates premeditation. He was clearly planning on it. But why apple cider vinegar? Why that choice of substance to spray, when there are far more harmful substances that he could have gone with, instead?

I say that we get the answers from the suspect. Him and anyone else who could have been in on this!

But let’s hear it for the bravery and perseverance of Ilhan Omar, who, when some crazy guy with a syringe came rushing at her, immediately went right up to him! Nuts to self-preservation!

I don’t know about you, but I’d have probably hauled ass away from that madman. But not Ilhan Omar! She was not afraid of the possibility of some chemical or biological weapon!

Not only that, but immediately after the attack, she insisted on continuing her speech. No immediate trip to the hospital for her! Her perseverance was reminiscent of Theodore Roosevelt, who delivered a speech with a fresh, undressed bullet wound in his chest! It’s like she knew that that substance from that syringe was no match for her!

But regardless of Ilhan Omar coming out of this with superman optics, I say that this matter should be thoroughly investigated. We the public have a desire to know everything about the crime committed against a left-wing exemplar of courage and virtue! We want to know!

Sarcasm aside, I think that this matter should be looked into. I’m far from the only one who’s saying that the whole affair seems suspicious. It comes off as some kind of sub-70-IQ attempt at a scam reminiscent of Jussie Smollet.

In fact, the apple cider vinegar attack was so fishy, it’s actually more reasonable to suspect that Ilhan Omar paid off some rando junkie to stage the attack in an attempt to hack up some victim points.

But the way to disprove that idea is the same way that one would go about proving it. So, the results of a thorough investigation into the matter are something that we should all find interesting.

Turns out, he wasn’t a great guy.

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If you’re reading these words, odds are, the mainstream corporate news outlets aren’t for you. They’re for gullible people who don’t fully comprehend why appeal to authority is a fallacy.

The picture above shows two photos of Alex Pretti, the person who died in a confrontation with ICE agents just days ago. And let’s be honest about the incident, we still don’t fully know what happened. This in spite of the fact that everyone has just become a forensic video specialist, graduated from the University of YouTube.

One of the videos is the original, depicting a yam-head Pretti, while the other shows an edited version, looking more Chadish. Can you guess which one MSNPC went with?

Understandably, you might be skeptical. After all, that “original” looks like the kind of bullshit that someone would put up on social media when they want to accuse someone of being some kind of predator without any receipts.

But, merited or not, the creep vibe does emanate:

Guy looks like he grew out the sides of his beard in a sad attempt to hide his oblong head.

That MSNPC told the lie that they did tells us plenty. For one thing, just how little they trust you to come to their conclusion if allowed to do so with less processed information (you know, the truth). What’s more, their assumption about you is that you won’t feel sympathy for someone who’s not attractive, which Alex Pretti certainly was not.

But not only that, this tells us just how little they expect their audience, what little of it that remains, to go on social media and quickly, easily find the unedited originals, and thus discover that MSNPC flat-out lied to them.

And why wouldn’t you? If the last decade is anything to go by, it’s that corporate mainstream news outlets are not to be trusted. And they’ll lie to you, in spite of the fact that an alternative exists in the form of citizen journalists, who you’ll be able to connect with easily by just using social media. And not only that, you can participate in the comment sections which, among other things, supplements or challenges the narrative being provided.

But it seems as though news outlets such as MSNPC is aware that the few remaining viewers that they do pander to are those who view social media with suspicion, sticking with sources that they view as authoritative for the comfort that they get out of the trusted outlets of days gone by.

I know that parsing truth from among conflicting viewpoints takes mental work, but sometimes, you need to develop new skills to remain competitive.

CNN ran a story telling us that just days prior to his fatal shooting, Alex Pretti was in a confrontation with federal agents in which one of his ribs was broken:

The more that we learn about Pretti, the worse that he starts to look. After all, if this guy was a peaceful protestor, as leftists were making him out to be, what was he doing confronting the same organization which had previously injured him just days before?

Just today, we have footage of the event where his rib was broken. It shows as he kicked out a tail light of an ICE vehicle which was driving from him.

Let’s be honest here: attacking a vehicle that is leaving the scene is clearly an aggressive move. If someone is leaving, they are not an imminent threat justifying the use of force. Pretti was detained, as he should have been.

He was also released, which he should not have been. He might still be alive if he were not released pending a trial (assuming there would be one). He was a violent offender, and granting him freedom clearly granted him an opportunity to get into another confrontation in which he would escalate matters beyond his ability to manage.

Interestingly, during the non-lethal incident, Pretti was in possession of the same gun that he would later bring to the incident in which he lost his life.

Getting back to that incident, I have a hypothesis as to what happened. Like everyone else who is being honest, I can admit that the footage of the fatal incident is terrible in quality to the point that it seems impossible to determine what was going on in the last few seconds Pretti had to behave like a total fuckwit.

As Pretti was brought down to the ground, the officers did succeed in taking his gun from him, and it was set on the ground. That much seems apparent.

However, I suspect that there was an unfortunate accident that caused his own gun to go off, causing the ICE officers around him to react. During the video, one of the officers moved away. As he did so, it would seem as though he may have stepped on the gun, which would have almost certainly been an accident.

And, as it so happens, Alex’s gun was a shitty-ass Sig Sauer, which are famous for NDing (Negligent Discharging). In some models, just squeezing the gun while the trigger has traveled a certain amount is all it would take for it to ND. And in the case of those models, stepping on it would likely do it.

In fact, this got significant attention just six months prior. The following video from around that time shows ND from a Sig Sauer:

So this was actually not anything new. The Sig Sauer brand actually is famous for being fucking shit.

If the incident went down as I suspect it did, then Alex Pretti’s death is a result of several factors: an officer accidentally stepping on a gun, the reactions of the officers to the sound of the initial gunshot, Alex Pretti’s poor taste in firearms, and, of course, Alex’s repeated decision to get into fights that he stood no chance of winning.

When thinking about Alex Pretti, something occurred to me. The left doesn’t actually have heroes. They have distorted theories about people that they’ve deemed useful to them.

The most clownish of the church intruders got arrested.

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Remember the rioters who entered a church last week, and proceeded to disrupt services with social media mindrot inanities? A third one of them was arrested.

The other two I didn’t comment on, because they were pretty much nobodies as far as I could tell. This will probably be as famous as they’ll ever be. Putting Don Lemon aside, the one who was just arrested would have been the one I was most interested in seeing face the consequences.

The offender is William Kelly, a self-professed combat veteran who has made it his mission to pick on Christians, probably because it’s easier to scrape up some amount of empty bravado when the target is the religion with the least potential for violent retaliation.

You might remember that he was the one who recorded what was probably the most well-known video of the incident, and being so sure of himself that he at one point put his own face in the frame:

In the video, William Kelly belligerently confronted worshippers who had assembled in the church, on the suspicion that the pastor was an ICE agent. Whether this was true or not, this behavior was not justified.

The incident resulted in the following image trending, which depicted a visibly distraught child who was at the church during the incident being comforted by his parents:

Since then, Kelly learned that the DOJ was investigating the incident. Kelly then followed up by saying that he was at the church during the intrusion, and challenged US Attorney General Pam Bondi to arrest him. How that’s supposed to help him, I don’t know. I imagine that he believes he’s playing 4D chess while the rest of us are playing Backgammon, or something.

If you’re being investigated for committing a crime, it’s usually counterproductive to go on main and confess to the crime. Not that I’m a lawyer, or anything. If firing your mouth off and confessing on social media is supposed to be a genius move, please explain it to me like I’m five in the comment section. It’s complicated, I’m sure.

I mean, if you’re going to steal an iPhone from Walmart, would you record video of yourself doing it, and upload it to social media? Then, when Walmart replies saying that they’re investigating the incident, would you dare the police to arrest you? I’d imagine that most people would recognize the obvious stupidity every step of the way.

But in the happy magical world of William Kelly, I imagine that acting like the poster child for Oppositional Defiant Disorder is supposed to make a fascist authoritarian system of white supremacists immediately yield by reason of the sound waves he emits.

By the way, Kelly’s beanie is almost as stupid as the brain it’s wrapped around. It says, “F*CK TRUMP”, as though he wants you to know just how edgy he is for making such a daring statement in this current political climate. But when he intrudes into a church while yelling, the obvious expletive is obscured for the benefit of the children in attendance. The very same children that he otherwise makes uncomfortable to the point of crying. Because he’s willing to draw the line somewhere.

Well, now he’s been charged with conspiracy to deprive rights, and is going to go through the federal system, famous for a conviction rate as high as 99%. Of course, his confession isn’t going to help him.

Perhaps he can get a new beanie that reads, “F*CKED AROUND FOUND OUT”.

Imagine being a hot dog, and that face is the last thing you see.

One thing that repeatedly comes up when discussing this guy was the idea that, while he was in the Army from 2007 to 2011, he was an HR Specialist who never saw combat contrary to his claim, and received an “other than honorable” discharge for bad conduct. Considering what we’ve seen out of William Kelly lately, this is believable, but believable doesn’t mean true.

While digging around, I found this reply on X from someone who claimed to have known him:

Transcript:

We were 1-25SBCT… I can’t for the life of me remember our commanders name :-/ .

But I won’t pretend he was some morally superior dude or anything. He got drunk and did drugs like a lot of people, and just didn’t get caught. He stole one of my best friends girl and married her.

I kept in contact with him for years, and I watched him slowly get radicalized by the media once Trump went into office in 2016.

His trajectory wasn’t unforeseeable. But he also was a good soldier. There is no black/white good/bad when it comes to people. You can’t simultaneously think murder is bad, but think governments can’t extend a license which makes murder morally excusable. He was a kid who joined the infantry because he, like many others, wanted to kill people and serve his country. He was an adrenaline junkie. He got exposed to a bunch of stuff in the military that certainly changed his personality and his adjustment afterwards.

I’ve seen people call him a lot of names and shit, and I’m not excusing his antagonistic behavior. But I will absolutely step in to defend his honor against being accused of Stolen Valor.

When it comes to matters like this, the truth is already a handful. If someone could back up the claim that he was discharged for bad behavior, that might help.

Notice the part where the poster says that Kelly slowly got “radicalized by the media once Trump went into office in 2016.” Many such cases.

As we’ve often seen, the left-wing radicalization pipeline has lead to someone doing something stupid, and becoming a laughingstock from sea to shining sea. And in some cases, people become so mentally damaged that they’re able to justify doing something as outrageous as what William Kelly has done.