I finally got Zygarde to its 50% form in Pokémon GO. It broke me.

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I’ve heard it said that Pokémon GO is a kid’s game. It is not. If we were to accept that, then we would also be accepting that children would be walking dozens of miles in a week while playing a geolocating smartphone game.

That’s what would be happening if the child were to attempt to change Zygarde’s form in Pokémon GO.

Obtaining Zygarde itself is easy. All you have to do is complete a few simple research tasks in-game, and you’ll be practically gifted Zygarde. The catch is, it’ll be in its 10% form. Which works as a starting point if the idea is to earn its stronger forms.

But then there’s the way you change it’s form. If you, the person reading this, happen to be the person who decided how Zygarde should change forms in Pokémon GO, you should be defenestrated. You’re a monster.

Zygarde can change forms after the player collects cells from routes. Routes take an explanation, but to keep it succinct: it’s a pathway between pokestops and/or gyms, in which certain Pokémon may appear if the player follows them. And near the end of each route, a Zygarde cell might appear.

Or not. It’s random whether a cell appears. Sometimes, your real-life effort is rewarded with nothing. Which makes this game a lot more realistic than I’m comfortable with, to be honest.

Each route can reward one (or no) cell per day. The maximum that a player can obtain per day is three, and a player can continue playing routes until they reach that number. Routes are usually a few hundred meters in length.

By now, you’re probably starting to figure out the hell that Pokémon GO puts players through just to collect enough cells to change Zygarde’s form. Now, consider how many cells that it takes to get Zygarde to 50% form: fifty of them.

Okay, that’s consistent with the main games, where it takes 50 cells to reach 50% form. True to lore. And it would take a minimum of 17 days to reach 50% form, provided the player went at it passionately.

But then there’s my experience.

When I first started hunting Zygarde cells, I was living in an apartment building. The closest route was on the bottom of the hill, so it took some effort to get to it. When I did, it was usually because I was going for a walk, anyway.

So, I had realistic access to just one route. One cell per day, if any. Except, I was busy. I worked a lot of overtime. So, it was usually more like one (or no) cell per week. And that’s assuming that I even bothered. Because, let’s be honest here, routes is an incredibly lame feature.

By the time I moved out of Stonerville and into a bigger place, I only had around 25 cells. But, there were more routes near my home. So, I decided to go for 50% Zygarde. Usually a few routes per week. I wasn’t being overly serious about it.

Not until the home stretch. Up to 47 cells. Only 3 more to go. There’s were 5 routes nearby that I could reasonably do. I was excited, because I could possibly get them in one day!

So I went for it. Five routes in one day. Only got one. It was as though the game knew I was close, and decided to be stingy, to spite me. I went home and got a drink. I felt like I needed it.

Next day, it was two to go. After getting home, I hastily downed dinner, ready to go for the other two. I had five routes to swing at them.

And only got one. Again. Leaving me with one to go. I went home and drank, again. Not because I felt like it. In fact, I didn’t feel like much of anything. The experience broke me.

Why is this game so cruel? Is it so much to ask to get a consistent reward so that we don’t get our hopes up if it doesn’t work out?

A new day. One more to go. I got it on the first route. I went home and drank some more. To celebrate, I suppose.

I wish I could feel like I won. People who complain about Genshin Impact don’t know just how good they have it. If the game disappoints them, at least they were sitting down to play it. It’s not like Genshin Impact disrespects their real-life efforts.

But then there’s Pokémon GO. It’s as though the game makers just didn’t care.

Hello, elephant. I see you there, taking up all that space in the room. This is the point where I get around to addressing you.

Zygarde 50% form. That implies the existence of a Zygarde Complete Form. Can you guess how many cells it takes to get to it?

You might guess 50 more cells. That would be reasonable to extrapolate from the fact that it took 50 to reach 50% form (even though we started from 10% form, and therefore sould have only needed 40 to reach 50% form).

And that would also be consistent with the main games, where achieving Complete form took 100 cells total.

But then, we’d be assuming that Niantic cared about Pokémon lore, or could do simple fucking math.

To bring Zygarde to Complete form takes 200 more cells. That’s in addition to the 50 that it took to upgrade from 10% to 50%. So, 250 cells total.

I don’t know who decided to make the requirement that many cells. But I imagine that they have a statue of them somewhere in Eastern Europe, which is frequented by people who are unironically grateful that he made children starve a few decades ago.

So, am I going to go for Complete form?

What do you think?

The trans mass killer count has just incremented by one. Again.

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It was just days prior that the previous trans shooter, the one in British Columbia, went 41% and took a few normal people along with [pronoun]. Now, we have another one.

This time, it’s a shooting which took place at a Pawtucket, Rhode Island youth hockey game.

The killer, himself in his 50s, did the typical trans killer thing and decided to not give a care that kids were present for his final atrocity.

Fifty-seven-year-old Robert Dorgan has joined the growing list of trans mass killers:

At this point, the apparent motivation is a dispute within the killer’s family, who were his main targets. Thus, his trans identity seems to not be a primary motivation for the shooting. However, the characteristic lack of impulse control is noteworthy.

The following picture is floating around, which is said to be the suspect:

Of the many photos I’ve seen so far, it seems the guy is a body builder. The vibes he gives off are reminiscent of that one guy from FF7. You might know who I mean.

If “PostOp” in the pic above means what I think it means, then he’s probably undergone the life-ruining surgery. It tends to be those who go all-in in such a way that go full-on dead-ender.

As an ironic twist, it seems the guy may have been a groyper:

Also, notice how he has an SS tattoo:

All this paints a picture of an extremely confused guy. And it seems his wife didn’t approve:

And why would she? Robert Dorgan became a man who couldn’t be respected. His marriage fell apart, and it’s obvious why.

Yet another trans mass killer. It’s becoming such a frequent occurrence that I’m wondering just how soon it will be before it happens again.

Seems they prefer murderous imbeciles, now.

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Okay, I’ll write one about this. It’s been on my mind for hours at this point, and I’ve spent much of that time staring into space.

Think about what you’ve probably been fighting for, if you’re from my generation. You’ve probably spent years doing the smart thing, preparing for it, because the idea has been drilled into your mind that that’s the smart thing to do. All while the government has been raping you of your value and giving it to people who don’t produce a damn thing.

While you’ve been fighting to avoid destitution, the idiots have been bumping into each other, faxing up more of themselves. And do they appreciate what they have? Not if they’re like Arnold Oforiwaa.

He’s the intellectual dead-end who got peeved because his girlfriend was giving more attention to her newborn than to him. So he stabbed her 258 times.

Once is too many.

Then, he filmed the mother as she was bleeding to death. But he wasn’t done. He then took a selfie of himself with the child, who was covered in it’s mother’s blood.

The killer should be sentenced to death. And the sentence should be carried out with haste. Rid the world of such wickedness. That’s the only correct punishment for such a disgusting crime.

But another crime occurred. A Dutch court sentenced him to a mere 5 years in prison. The reasoning? Arnold Oforiwaa had a very low IQ.

Apparently, it was decided that a complete blithering dumbass is just the kind of person a Dutch court wants in society. Otherwise, why would it be considered a mitigating factor in an outrageous murder?

So then, a judge at The Hague decided to give someone who was criminally insane a slap-on-the-wrist sentence, and not rob him of the opportunity to potentially stab a Ukrainian refugee in the neck in a subway, or something.

The child survived, by the way. There’s pretty much no chance the child is going to live a normal life.

Now, I’m going to get a little into why stories like this are personal for me. Years ago, some psychopath set fire to an apartment building I was living in, in an effort to get back at some people who were living on the top floor. There were 14 residents in the building total, including myself. We all could have been killed, but we all escaped unharmed, though we were displaced.

The arsonist was arrested. I spectated at his trial. The judge found him guilty, and sentenced him to surrender a DNA sample, so he could be identified if he was a suspect in a future crime.

And that was it. The guy who displaced a bunch of people, who he attempted to murder, was free to go. Then, months later, he would go on to rob a gas station.

If it sometimes seems like judges want irredeemable psychopaths and the criminally insane to walk free, it’s because they do.

Years after that, I decided to go to school for electronics, because that seemed like the smart thing to go for, and therefore had to be something that pays well in the long run.

I studied hard. I took a calculus course that I didn’t have to. I graduated with honors. I have no student debt.

And yet, I’m still barely getting by. And you know why? It’s because society doesn’t actually want smart people. If it did, it would at least pay us better.

But nope. The government just wants to give dumbasses money, while the revolving door legal system guarantees that they’re a danger to the rest of us.

I kinda thought that producing value would mean that society would want me. But I guess it doesn’t. I’m radicalized, now.

Another trans school shooter.

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It happened, again. The natural consequence of indoctrinating children into the trans cult, affirming their delusions on an institutional level, giving them hormones that they’ll piss into the water supply (screwing up more people and animals), and convincing them that anyone who might disagree with them are [pejorative adjective of choice] and deserving of death.

This time, it happened in the Canadian province of British Columbia. Ten people dead, 25 injured. The shooter among the dead, because he joined the many who went 41%.

Canadian mounties didn’t want to name the suspect for “privacy reasons”, probably because 17-year-old Jesse Strang was an MtF stinkditch, and didn’t want yet more negative attention to come to the AIDS that is killing western civilization.

Interestingly, a Reddit post by Strang was criticized by Matt Walsh three years ago. If you haven’t heard of Matt Walsh, he’s a conservative influencer who is regularly lambasted by his own political faction for his ignorant takes on entertainment media.

Warning: Anime is about to derail another conversation.

In the post, Strang expresses a desire to stop comparing himself to anime characters, because they are more petite than him. To out-of-touch boomers, it was the anime that set off alarm bells, rather than the delusion, because in their minds anime and manga are the different scary thing.

We should know the obvious fallacies of the parties involved, so I won’t labor the points, too much. To keep it succinct:

  • A disproportionate number of transgender people have problems with parsing reality independent of fictional constructs,
  • Transgenders also tend to somehow avoid all the anime depicting determined protagonists who work hard to make their dreams come true, and thus would make excellent role models,
  • Derpy boomeroids also avoid positive role models in entertainment media, cherry picking negative role models in an effort to unfairly portray the different scary thing in a negative light,
  • The obvious fucking point that anime and manga are just for entertainment, and not intended to influence a person’s worldview. Our parents should teach us this as kids. What are we doing?

Oh yeah, there’s also the fact that the right usually touts anime and manga as the based alternative to western entertainment, because anime and manga are usually made without any desire to make a political statement, by people whose sincere desire is to make entertaining products.

For more proof that Japan is based, consider the fact that, just days ago, Japan’s right-wing party (called Liberal Democratics, go figure) just won a huge supermajority on a referendum on foreign migration after a bunch of Muslims openly disrespected Japanese culture.

This was a huge defeat for leftists, not just in Japan, but on a global scale, as it’s yet another indication of the right-wing backlash against globalism and mass migration of Muslims.

See what I mean? Japan is based!

But as for Canada, a failure to instill proper virtues has resulted in another element in the astroturfed perversion movement to flip out and go murder ‘tard.

There should be a punishment for anyone who succeeds in a deliberate attempt to make a person go under the knife to become trans. We can’t have people going around tricking children into having their genitals removed.

So, what I propose is this: If anyone convinces anyone else into getting their genitals removed, a possible punishment can be to have the same happen to the person who convinced them.

If you trans kids, then your cock is on the chopping block.

Returning to the matter at hand, I strongly doubt that Jesse Strang had come up with the idea to go trans all on his own. I suspect that there was a handful of doctors, psychologists, and educators who had an influencing role in his delusion. They might be messing with other kids, and it would be great if they decided to stop doing that, considering the tragedy that has too often followed the delusion that they’ve enabled.

This is just sad.

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This is more common than you might think. And a lot more than it should be.

The sheriff of a major city could not name the three branches of American government. And when told what they are, he incorrectly guessed which one his position was in.

The city would be Charlotte, the same city where the revolving door justice system resulted in the death of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska. So, we’re getting a look at the minds that are considered leadership in a city where the criminally insane are given ample opportunity to commit random homicide.

It can be quite horrifying just confidently a person can answer when they don’t know what they’re talking about, especially when it’s their job to know it.

See for yourself:

“This was not where I was anticipating getting stuck.” That delivery. It’s the moment that you realize that the person you’re talking to should not have gotten a passing grade in any Civics class.

Again, the guy wasn’t even able to name the three branches of government (legislative, executive, and judicial), and when told what they are, he incorrectly guessed the one he was in (executive). It may be understandable if a person might guess that a sheriff is in the judicial branch, but he himself is a sheriff. What’s his excuse?

As I see it, it’s an expected consequence of the education system. The fact is, teachers in the K-12 system are state employees who don’t much care, and the system is designed to get you to pass if you put in even minimal effort.

You might have noticed that in high school, there are multiple levels of the same class, categorized something like C, B, A, and AP (or Honors). For example, World History A, or Biology AP. Passing any class is basically like passing any similar class of a different level.

So, in the long run, there’s no difference between Biology C and Biology A. If you were put in Biology C, it’s possible that they ran out of room in the other Biology classes, because the current year’s students are just so smart. But it’s more likely that they either think you’re stupid or that you just don’t care. In any case, they probably just don’t want to look at you for a year longer than they have to.

The way K-12 is configured, if someone is held back a year, it’s usually because they just weren’t cooperating.

In my own experience with high school, it got to the point that I got along well with the teachers. There was a certain acknowledgement of the way things were, and we sometimes found ways to have fun while going through the motions.

It may be tangential, but I’ll tell this story, anyway. At one point, I was assigned to read “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe. I didn’t know what to expect. I started on it deciding to make it a case of me reading an assigned book in my own time.

Any enthusiasm I may have had had completely vanished by the time I was a few chapters in. The book was a literary disaster.

At one point, even though it was assigned reading, I decided that I just wasn’t going to read anymore, though I didn’t say a word about that to the teacher. At about the same time, the teacher just stopped bringing it up, and I didn’t receive any more assignments about that book. It was as though we had both discovered that the book was awful, right at the same time, and quietly decided not to speak of it.

Chinua Achebe may be dead, but at least he stopped writing. The world might’ve been a better place if he didn’t pursue what he didn’t have a knack for.

And no, I didn’t finish his book. And I’m not planning on it.

With the tangent over, back to Sherrif Garry McFadden. While it’s sad just how poorly he understood the government that he played a role in, he’s an expected product of the US’s K-12 education system.

Make the choice to not be fake.

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About one year. That’s how long it took Kamala to go from presidential candidate villain arc to “hello fellow children”.

Remember Kamala HQ? Of course you didn’t. No one cared. But for the hypothetical half-dozen who did, you’ll be thrilled to know that Kamala HQ has leveled up it’s branding by removing Kamala’s name from it.

An improvement, to be sure. And nothing says “progressive” quite like moving on from a candidate which the left shouldn’t have viewed as viable as they did.

The new name is simply, “Headquarters”. Because, who needs personality when you have whatever it is that their corporate pseudo-gen-Z shtick is supposed to have?

But, so you know, the changes are happening quickly. What’s currently @HQNewsNow had a brief stint as a different Twitter handle, @headquarters_67.

I’m impressed. Kamala actually killed 67. She pulled off ruining the meme.

As of this writing, the account made a bunch of posts about the Super Bowl, because nothing reaches out to Gen Z quite like a game of ball played by a bunch of millionaires.

All they have to do is try to be funny about relevant topics. But as is often the case with leftists, their own pettiness and vindictiveness gets in the way.

Not that Kamala is at all bitter about the fact that it’s Trump who’s up there. But if Kamala wanted her own 45 jersey (or 67, as the case may be), she should’ve won the election.

Hey look, the implication that if the files mentioned someone, they must have done something wrong.

Also, notice how Headquarters just quote-tweeted themselves. I guess if no one else is making the tweet you want to quote, you’ve gotta do it yourself.

So, here is the formula, according to the account that killed 67: continually shit on Trump, and imply that he’s a pedophile. Then, in no time flat, Gen Z will come to the yard.

By the way, can we kindly refrain from dropping the atomic bomb of all insults at every opportunity? You know, in the interest of the language retaining its meaning in the cases where it actually applies? If everyone is a pedophile, Nazi, fascist, or whatever the fuck the left uses to try to tear the people that they hate down in as few words as possible, then that stops being unusual.

Headquarters has accomplished what was previously thought impossible: they somehow found the Venn Diagram overlap between trying too hard and not trying hard enough.

Look, I know that there’s a lot of money involved, but you can’t get me to be fake like Headquarters is fake. Because the fact is, while a person could give themselves up for any amount of money, no amount of money could get their integrity back. And that’s one thing that’s more important than money.

Suppose I woke up one day and discovered that this very blog suddenly got 100 times it’s usual traffic. Initially, I’d be thrilled. But then, I check the traffic’s location data, and nearly all of it is from either Indonesia or Pakistan. And there are hundreds of comments requesting groyper bullshit.

All I’d have to do to retain that traffic would be to go full Borg and pivot to pretending that nick Fuentes has an organic movement, with the occasional anti-Zionist meme. But I’m not going to do that. If it means staying genuine, I’d rather have less traffic.

But then there’s Kamala Harris and whatever it is she’s trying to do.

She lost, and had plenty of time to get over it. But it seems as though she’s not doing well, as evidenced by her pathetic attempt to appeal to the younger crowd.

The Epstein Files: The Sequel

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The latest batch of the Epstein Files were released just a few days ago, and the documents altogether total about 3 million pages. Three million. I didn’t read through all of them, and neither did you. But wow, stuff is coming to light.

To get into some of the conversation surrounding these documents:

There is a shit-ton of misinformation surrounding them. It seems as though the bullshitters are counting on the fact that no one has read all 3 million or so pages to try to get a few things past us.

The news outlets that your granddad probably still trusts are laboring to point out that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are mentioned as people who have been in contact with Epstein, though without an explicit accusation of wrongdoing. It seems as though all they learned from the whole Nicholas Sandman incident was how to more carefully defame in a way that they could get away with. If you still depend on old media to be informed, just what are you clinging to?

Because too many people are stupid, they forgot that Trump ran on releasing the Epstein files. And he came through. Not the behavior of someone who has anything to hide, as far as the files are concerned.

Bill Gates got STDs though a Russian woman, and he turned to JE for medication to help him treat them, and floated the idea of slipping them to his wife so she would be treated for what she would catch from him. Interesting considering that Bill and Melinda divorced.

The allegation is floated, albeit without definitive proof, that victims were cannibalized. Which, if that’s true, would be easily make the whole sordid affair with the island several orders of magnitude worse. But as a matter of personal opinion, I find it believable, because when a PDF kidnaps a child, it’s usually a race against time to rescue the child, because the child is usually dead in just a few hours. Considering the number of victims that JE likely had, it’s possible that he disposed of a few, and found creative ways of doing so.

Groypers are making sounds, again. This time, because JE used the term “goyim” in a derogatory sense. Because, you know, JE was Jewish. If you’re wondering what “goyim” means, it’s basically the same as “heathen”. JE viewed goyim as cattle that could be exploited.

Pizzagate might have been actually actual. That was the dealie where a pizza joint or two in the DC area was accused of being complicit in child trafficking. One of the pizza places had a symbol popular with PDFs in its logo, though that might have been a coincidence.

JE met with Moot of 4chan. Supposedly, Moot set up /pol/ on the very same day he met with JE. For those who haven’t heard of it, /pol/ would be 4chan’s dedicated politics board, where you could be smugly told how to run a society by 15-year-olds who spent half their time alive shitting themselves.

JE got banned on Xbox live for insulting people. Which isn’t that unusual, if we’re being honest.

JE and his contacts had lots of code words that they used amongst themselves. Either that or they loved pizza and beef jerky so much that they emailed each other about it often.

JE got six 55-gallon drums of sulfuric acid, for some reason. If he was looking for ways to dispose of people, that would be one way of doing it.

JE apparently liked explicit FNAF images. Which is weird, but if that would have been all he did, then all he would have been was some wanker minding his own business in his own home.

Out of the information that’s now available, this would be what’s currently topical. Personally, I’m interested in knowing whether JE had his hands in the trans movement, and just how deep.

But for now, there’s a lot to sort through. And a lot of it has been very eye-opening. For a long time, we’ve suspected that JE was a guy who played a dangerous game: building rapport with elites to accrete money, sex, and power to himself. And not only did it turn out to be true, he got impressively far with it, to the point of sending shock waves through the political world as his game was exposed.

Just imagine what it’s like to be Alex Jones right now.

It’s starting to cost them.

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It’s happening differently from how I might have wanted it to. As I would have had it, the doctors and therapists who transitioned children would have had it done to them just they same as they brought upon their victims, right down to the last surgical detail.

But their bullshit is being disincentivized by a precedent-setting lawsuit, which is a victory. I’ll take it. Hey ho.

A New York jury has determined that a girl who identified as a male should be awarded $2 million after a psychologist and a surgeon used that as justification for surgical butchery.

That’s a start, and she deserves a whole lot more, considering that she’s been gaslit out of living a normal life. And any doctor involved belongs in prison.

I’ve pointed out before that people become a lot more predictable when you account for their incentives. I expect a great many physicians and psychologists to start singing a different tune, considering that a legal precedent has just been set.

And it seems as though some of them are. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has changed their position on gender transition surgeries for children. It’s possible that they’ve been considering this for a while, but it seems to be a stretch to accept that their change in stance comes hot on the heels of news that shows that their previous stance could cost them a lot of money.

But consider the implications of these professionals changing their opinions as incentives shift. If they had ethics that they were sincere about, it wouldn’t take the prospect of being sued into oblivion to realize that there was something wrong with what they were doing.

Then there’s the question of what else they were lying about, if they were willing to say that men could become women. Doctor’s offices are more dangerous than they should be.

I’ll end this article on an interesting thought: There are a lot of doctors and psychologists out there who fast-tracked minors to life-ruining surgeries, with the idea that they could make some money by doing so. They have to be shitting themselves, right now. There are a lot of corrupt professionals who are going to lose a lot of money, to the point of their practices being shut down.

And considering that they deserve far worse, they’re not going to get any pity from me.

It actually happened.

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He’s clearly not happy. He didn’t bother to so much as fake a smile, as many fake people of his kind would have. Moving on before I have another Holden Caulfield moment…

If that wasn’t clearly captioned “Don Lemon”, I’d have had no idea who he was. And if it weren’t for the publicity stunt that backfired spectacularly, then my reaction to that guy would have been like, “Sounds familiar. Oh yeah, that former journalist. The one who was fired by CNN.”

Because, let’s be honest here: No one was talking about Don Lemon before the Minnesota church intrusion. The guy was basically washed-up, a memory of a time gone by.

Speaking of, the storming of the church was actually worse than I thought. As part of the so-called protest, parents were actually prevented by the intruders from getting to their own children, while some intruders talked smack about the parents of those children.

Anyone who knows can correct me if I’m wrong, but I had the idea that you are NEVER to prevent a person from leaving a room if they want to leave. I thought that the law referred to such as false imprisonment or even abduction, and a person could easily spend decades in prison for it.

But as for what did happen, Don Lemon has joined the list of people who were arrested for the storming of the church, and is now charged for a federal civil rights violation for conspiracy against rights, and is charged for a violation of the FACE act.

To be honest, I didn’t feel as strongly about Lemon’s arrest as I thought. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a welcome development. But I cared more strongly about William Kelly, that loud-mouth, distended rectum who filmed himself shouting in people’s faces.

Don Lemon may have been a party to the intrusion, but the other guy was more upsetting.

I’m not even going to bother looking into how the left is going to respond to this, because it’s predictable. I expect Don Lemon and his ilk to make themselves out to be victims, targets of an unfair, oppressive, fascist regime, a face of journalism who spoke truth to power, and all that stuff. Anything to keep themselves from learning a lesson from this whole affair.

Bananas and Rice Woman Just Arrested Again

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When I first heard of this story, I did a double take. The woman looked like the “bananas and rice” woman who looked so stupid on TV that she caught the attention of social media.

Now, I admit that I don’t have much (or any) experience with representing a culture to an audience of millions. But I imagine that an unwritten rule is, “avoid disgracing the people you’re representing by proving that you’re a dumbass.”

Sounds reasonable, right?

Well, Bananas and Rice Lady Nasra Ahmed didn’t just screw the pooch, she fucking tillered the poor mutt.

But before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s take a look at the initial claim of victimhood that put her on television:

So, after spitting on ICE agents (which she somehow neglected to mention), B&R Lady claims to have been wrestled down and manacled. A claim which, Interestingly enough, wasn’t depicted in her arrest video.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, leftists and the corporate media believed her bullshit without even the slightest trace of inquiry.

But the clip above was not what made Advanced B&R famous. That would be the one that followed. If you’re thinking of giving it a skip, know that you’re missing out on solid pyrite:

Initially, I was skeptical of the claim that Somalis have an average IQ of only 67. It sounds like some kind of hate fact embraced by racists to make them feel right.

But there’s B&R Root Beer, right there, as the chosen representative of the Somali culture. And she wishes to assure us that being Somali isn’t just having bananas and rice, it’s… uh… (a half minute of grunts and noises to buy time as her brain struggles to complete the thought) it’s like, uh, bananas and rice.

Yep.

Well, I’m glad that she made that nice and clear. And leaving no doubt as to why Somalian civilization is as advanced as it is, with the architecture that it has. And with cuisine with a reputation for how developed and exquisite it is.

But now that Bananarama and Ricearama was featured on television as a representative of an entire nation, she has just one job to do. Just. One. Job.

Don’t muff it up.

Can you guess why we’re talking about her, today?

She was arrested again.

Here’s a screen of Pam Bondi naming those arrested. Does the third one from the bottom look familiar?

I could point out the obvious lesson to be learned. But of the people who can read the words on this page, would any of them have had an urgent need to learn it?

And besides, if you were to tell someone, “If you’re trying to sell yourself as minding your own business, avoid conflicts with law enforcement”, you’d have a difficult time not sounding overly condescending.

The left jumped to declare a person as one of their heroes, and they met their own sword on the way back down. Again.