When I first heard of this story, I did a double take. The woman looked like the “bananas and rice” woman who looked so stupid on TV that she caught the attention of social media.

Now, I admit that I don’t have much (or any) experience with representing a culture to an audience of millions. But I imagine that an unwritten rule is, “avoid disgracing the people you’re representing by proving that you’re a dumbass.”

Sounds reasonable, right?

Well, Bananas and Rice Lady Nasra Ahmed didn’t just screw the pooch, she fucking tillered the poor mutt.

But before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s take a look at the initial claim of victimhood that put her on television:

Here is a video of Nasra Ahmed getting “brutalized” by ICE agents. First she did not mention how she spit at the agents. Then claimed she was thrown down by agents which is not in the video. She also said she was put in leg irons also not in the video as is clear when she is… https://t.co/u7tyqbiFNy pic.twitter.com/OdkXqusPhd

— Doreen Linder (@DorLinder) January 22, 2026

So, after spitting on ICE agents (which she somehow neglected to mention), B&R Lady claims to have been wrestled down and manacled. A claim which, Interestingly enough, wasn’t depicted in her arrest video.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, leftists and the corporate media believed her bullshit without even the slightest trace of inquiry.

But the clip above was not what made Advanced B&R famous. That would be the one that followed. If you’re thinking of giving it a skip, know that you’re missing out on solid pyrite:

"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice" pic.twitter.com/m5fphubcQr

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 23, 2026

Initially, I was skeptical of the claim that Somalis have an average IQ of only 67. It sounds like some kind of hate fact embraced by racists to make them feel right.

But there’s B&R Root Beer, right there, as the chosen representative of the Somali culture. And she wishes to assure us that being Somali isn’t just having bananas and rice, it’s… uh… (a half minute of grunts and noises to buy time as her brain struggles to complete the thought) it’s like, uh, bananas and rice.

Yep.

Well, I’m glad that she made that nice and clear. And leaving no doubt as to why Somalian civilization is as advanced as it is, with the architecture that it has. And with the kind of cuisine with a reputation for how developed and exquisite it is.

But now that Bananarama and Ricearama was featured on television as a representative of an entire nation, she has just one job to do. Just. One. Job.

Don’t muff it up.

Can you guess why we’re talking about her, today?

She was arrested again.

Here’s a screen of Pam Bondi naming those arrested. Does the third one from the bottom look familiar?

I could point out the obvious lesson to be learned. But of the people who can read the words on this page, would any of them have had an urgent need to learn it?

And besides, if you were to tell someone, “If you’re trying to sell yourself as minding your own business, avoid conflicts with law enforcement”, you’d have a difficult time not sounding overly condescending.

The left jumped to declare a person as one of their heroes, and they met their own sword on the way back down. Again.