This needs to be thoroughly investigated.

While representative Ilhan Omar was speaking at an event, some crazy lunatic guy just got up, went up to her, and sprayed her with a substance from a syringe.

This is an outrage! An outrage, I say! And this calls for an immediate and thorough investigation.

Hold nothing back. Leave no stone unturned. We need to get to the bottom of this entire incident.

For example, I want to know more about the assailant. There seems to be something fishy about the guy. And I’m not the only one who thinks so. After all, the cameraman who focused on him while he was sitting in the front row probably determined that there was something off about him.

I want to know just what it was about ICE and Kristi Noem which sets him off, and made him finally decide to get up, rush at Ilhan Omar, and spray her with the syringe that he brought with him.

By the way, the very fact that he brought the syringe indicates premeditation. He was clearly planning on it. But why apple cider vinegar? Why that choice of substance to spray, when there are far more harmful substances that he could have gone with, instead?

I say that we get the answers from the suspect. Him and anyone else who could have been in on this!

But let’s hear it for the bravery and perseverance of Ilhan Omar, who, when some crazy guy with a syringe came rushing at her, immediately went right up to him! Nuts to self-preservation!

I don’t know about you, but I’d have probably hauled ass away from that madman. But not Ilhan Omar! She was not afraid of the possibility of some chemical or biological weapon!

Not only that, but immediately after the attack, she insisted on continuing her speech. No immediate trip to the hospital for her! Her perseverance was reminiscent of Theodore Roosevelt, who delivered a speech with a fresh, undressed bullet wound in his chest! It’s like she knew that that substance from that syringe was no match for her!

But regardless of Ilhan Omar coming out of this with superman optics, I say that this matter should be thoroughly investigated. We the public have a desire to know everything about the crime committed against a left-wing exemplar of courage and virtue! We want to know!

Sarcasm aside, I think that this matter should be looked into. I’m far from the only one who’s saying that the whole affair seems suspicious. It comes off as some kind of sub-70-IQ attempt at a scam reminiscent of Jussie Smollet.

In fact, the apple cider vinegar attack was so fishy, it’s actually more reasonable to suspect that Ilhan Omar paid off some rando junkie to stage the attack in an attempt to hack up some victim points.

But the way to disprove that idea is the same way that one would go about proving it. So, the results of a thorough investigation into the matter are something that we should all find interesting.

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