About one year. That’s how long it took Kamala to go from presidential candidate villain arc to “hello fellow children”.
Remember Kamala HQ? Of course you didn’t. No one cared. But for the hypothetical half-dozen who did, you’ll be thrilled to know that Kamala HQ has leveled up it’s branding by removing Kamala’s name from it.
An improvement, to be sure. And nothing says “progressive” quite like moving on from a candidate which the left shouldn’t have viewed as viable as they did.
The new name is simply, “Headquarters”. Because, who needs personality when you have whatever it is that their corporate pseudo-gen-Z shtick is supposed to have?
But, so you know, the changes are happening quickly. What’s currently @HQNewsNow had a brief stint as a different Twitter handle, @headquarters_67.
I’m impressed. Kamala actually killed 67. She pulled off ruining the meme.
As of this writing, the account made a bunch of posts about the Super Bowl, because nothing reaches out to Gen Z quite like a game of ball played by a bunch of millionaires.
All they have to do is try to be funny about relevant topics. But as is often the case with leftists, their own pettiness and vindictiveness gets in the way.
Not that Kamala is at all bitter about the fact that it’s Trump who’s up there. But if Kamala wanted her own 45 jersey (or 67, as the case may be), she should’ve won the election.
Hey look, the implication that if the files mentioned someone, they must have done something wrong.
Also, notice how Headquarters just quote-tweeted themselves. I guess if no one else is making the tweet you want to quote, you’ve gotta do it yourself.
So, here is the formula, according to the account that killed 67: continually shit on Trump, and imply that he’s a pedophile. Then, in no time flat, Gen Z will come to the yard.
By the way, can we kindly refrain from dropping the atomic bomb of all insults at every opportunity? You know, in the interest of the language retaining its meaning in the cases where it actually applies? If everyone is a pedophile, Nazi, fascist, or whatever the fuck the left uses to try to tear the people that they hate down in as few words as possible, then that stops being unusual.
Headquarters has accomplished what was previously thought impossible: they somehow found the Venn Diagram overlap between trying too hard and not trying hard enough.
Look, I know that there’s a lot of money involved, but you can’t get me to be fake like Headquarters is fake. Because the fact is, while a person could give themselves up for any amount of money, no amount of money could get their integrity back. And that’s one thing that’s more important than money.
Suppose I woke up one day and discovered that this very blog suddenly got 100 times it’s usual traffic. Initially, I’d be thrilled. But then, I check the traffic’s location data, and nearly all of it is from either Indonesia or Pakistan. And there are hundreds of comments requesting groyper bullshit.
All I’d have to do to retain that traffic would be to go full Borg and pivot to pretending that nick Fuentes has an organic movement, with the occasional anti-Zionist meme. But I’m not going to do that. If it means staying genuine, I’d rather have less traffic.
But then there’s Kamala Harris and whatever it is she’s trying to do.
She lost, and had plenty of time to get over it. But it seems as though she’s not doing well, as evidenced by her pathetic attempt to appeal to the younger crowd.
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