The other day, I found out that a friend of mine started playing Genshin Impact. I found out that the game was made in China, which, as you may be aware, is a rival to America.

I did some research, and after looking through some totally-innocent pics of Klee and Nahida, it occurred to me that, because China is communist, anyone who supports this game is supporting communism!

Being an American patriot, I mainly play games that were made by the Japanese. And, being a good friend, I’ve decided to get my friend playing Japanese games and watching anime again.

As you probably already know, there’s this thing called DEI, which is pushed by investors to make games worse. On the surface, this makes no sense at all. But it all starts to make intuitive sense when you consider that the Chinese are investing in DEI initiatives in an effort to undermine the American game industry, and by deliberately avoiding DEI themselves, they make better quality games, outcompeting their American adversaries.

On the surface, deliberately investing in something that you know is not going to pay off seems like a stupid move, but it’s like betting on two opposing boxers: no matter who wins, you’d get some money back after the house takes its cut.

Next, let’s consider the themes of the game. At the outset, there are heavy themes of freedom and personal liberty. As one continues the main story, other themes involve honoring agreements, joining a resistance against a tyrannical regime, an underground information network that can form in light of suppression of information in a setting where the general population is connected to a telecommunications infrastructure, how administration of justice can be inhibited by personal interests, and much more.

Hearing all this, one might be surprised that this game was made in a totalitarian state like China, and is hugely popular among the Chinese. But the game is probably being used to hide something, like some secret plot by the CCP to subvert the culture of the western world, mainly America. Here’s hoping that the many millions of people who play this game, as well as the thousands of autistic fanatics who datamine this game each time an update drops, are eventually able to find some evidence of a conspiracy at some point.

There might be a religious component, as well. As we all know, most people would assume that events in the narrative of games have no bearing on reality. However, those who are determined to uncover the truly weird conspiracies of our day don’t think like normal people!

Notice how the game uses names that have historically had religious significance? While some might say that this is reminiscent of how Japanese games use Norse mythological names in a manner inconsistent with Norse mythology, when you’re operating on the assumption that there’s an underlying motive, it’s harder to give the benefit of the doubt.

Now maybe with all this smart information, my friend might stop supporting communism by playing Genshin Impact, and fight back by playing its competitor, Wuthering Waves.

Hello everyone! This post is a brief explanation on a new tag I’m creating, called weapons-grade sarcasm.

Sometimes, I might make a post that is so ridiculously over-the-top sarcastic, that there will be no doubt in the mind of anyone of reasonable intelligence that the post is sarcastic. However, not everyone is of reasonable intelligence.

Therefore, the tag weapons-grade sarcasm has been made for the benefit of both the stupid and those with terminal literal-mindedness to provide an indication that eliminates any doubt that sarcasm is being employed.

You might be wondering, “Hold on, this post is tagged as weapons-grade sarcasm. Does that mean that this post is sarcastic, too?” To answer this question, I’ll point out that this post is intended to be taken more seriously than any other post with this tag. Also, you’re probably among those who would benefit the most from the tag’s creation.

Please look forward to more content to come.

Edit: Well, I tried. The press or anyone intent on defaming me will probably either miss this post for failure to perform a trivial investigation, or deliberately ignore it. At least this post is here so I can point to it, if desired.