Chris Chan is back.

It’s hard to imagine this ending well. But then again, there’s a lot about this that turned out different from what I had imagined.

Chris Chan is back online.

This is just what he shouldn’t be doing. Much of his troubles got started when he first appeared online, attracting the curiosity of people around the world, including those who would mess with him.

Okay, he had problems even before he became e-famous. But if all he did was stalk women at shopping centers before security told him to leave, and act like an asshole at Pokémon TCG Leagues, that would have been better for him.

But nope, he got a web presence. And after people criticized him, he attempted damage control, and in so doing, made things far worse for himself. After a while, it became hard to tell how much of his antics were a result of people messing with him, and how much of it would have been him, anyway.

When it comes to this kind of person, it’s better to look on rather than become involved in some way. People who try trolling or otherwise get close to Chris usually end up regretting it, as they get attention that they ended up not wanting.

As messed up as Chris Chan is, just about everyone was surprised when he was arrested, accused of committing incest with his own mother. That was about the point that your boomer daddy might have heard about him from an old-fashioned news outlet. After that, anyone who held out hope for Chris Chan changing for the better were collectively disappointed, and dropped him like a hot rock.

After that came a mostly obscure legal battle, which was largely kept from public view, and after two years, Chris’s lawyer somehow succeeded in getting the case dismissed. I don’t go breaking laws, but if I were to get in legal trouble, I’d want that lawyer on my side.

After all that, what do you imagine would be the smartest thing Chris could do? Easy: Keep a reduced online presence, and mind his own business.

And the thing was, things were starting to look great for him. He somehow actually managed to find a girlfriend. As hard as it is to imagine a woman so desperate that she’d be willing to mash pissers with Chris Chan, it seems it happened. Incels, what’s your excuse?

Chris Chan might actually have Crystal Chandler’s little pitter-pattering footsteps in his near future, and all he has to do is avoid fucking things up for himself. Again.

But rather than stay offline, he instead gets on his old YouTube channel, and posts this mess:

(DISCLAIMER: Chris Chan is horrendous at singing.)

I was hoping that his whole messiah complex was just malingering, a sad attempt at an insanity defense, to be dropped like a sack of sadness as soon as it was no longer of any use to him. To continue in a charade that would result in most Abrahamic religions calling for one’s death would seem kind of counterproductive. But no, not only does he keep going with that, he speaks in the same tone as his deranged prison letters.

One thing that one might notice about this video is that Chris discovered green screens. He also learned some of the basics of video editing, and used it to edit in clips of his ponderous form gyrating as he sings bastardized Pokémon music. The video eventually degrades into multiple copies of himself onscreen, dancing in nightmarish unison.

If you’re familiar with tabletop RPGs, you’ll probably know what I mean when I say that Chris is like a character that the player gave a bunch of drawbacks during the character creation process in an effort to get some bonus points, but then the player forgot to spend the bonus points before the campaign began, and the player decided to play the character, anyway.

And now the collection of natural threes is back online.

Now, if you haven’t been following along, you might be thinking like Otaku King, and getting the idea that you can help Chris, if you could properly coach him. First, you’d be far from the only person who has had that idea. Second, pay attention to what Chris does near the end of the video, when he points to the puncture wounds in his hands.

Didn’t see them? That’s because they weren’t there.

Now, imagine how delusional that a person has to be that, when they hold their hands in front of their own face, they see a couple of huge wounds that aren’t actually there. Would you really think you can help someone like that?

You might wonder what I think is going to happen with Chris Chan, next. I really don’t know. Him getting off scot free after committing incest, him somehow finding a girl who wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend who committed incest and overlook the fact that he’s Chris Chan, and now he’s apparently returned to the home his mother was living in, so much of it is stuff I wouldn’t have expected.

Who knows, maybe Crystal Chandler will actually happen.

“You told me you’d take responsibility.”

But I’d feel so bad for the kid. Especially if it was a boy, because then Chris might attempt to change his gender. And he might attempt to change it the same way he attempted to change his own.

Some direct sunshine would be nice about now.

UPDATE: If you’re wearing headphones and are up for some more nasal screeching in your left ear ASMR, Chris made another video addressing the claims that he had sex with his mother, and he brought up the girl he was seen with.

If you’re not up for hearing more of him, I don’t blame you. But in summary, he steadfastly denies being in a sexual relationship with anyone in the year 2021, when he was arrested, and specifically denied being intimate with Barbara Chandler.

This is in spite of the fact that, in the very same year, he claimed to be in a relationship with an older woman, and would later admit that it was his own mother in a recorded call with Janke, when he made a completely unprompted confession to someone he thought he could confide in.

His defense is that the recording was spliced by Janke herself, which would have required tools and expertise that would have been unavailable to most college students at the time. Granted, we do live in the age of deepfakes now, and she had a computer professional in her family. And it’s also hard to completely discount the possibility that Chris confessed to a crime he may not have committed.

Also related to Janke, Chris brought up that he is aware that her ambition was to try to convince Chris to end his own life. I find it easy to believe that he came to that realization in hindsight, thanks to the help of people who documented the interactions between the two, which he does have access to. He does have the internet, after all. There’s nothing stopping him from seeing what people are saying about him.

As for the girl Chris has been seen with, we now have a moniker for her: Flutter. Chris called her that because she likes the MLP character, Fluttershy. Chris didn’t go as far as saying that she’s his girlfriend, but considering how close he was with her in photos, it seems likely the case.

Right now, it’s pretty obvious that Chris believes that at least one aspect of his “dimensional merge” has come to pass, and he believes that he’s Thanos-snapped the worst of the people away, leaving the people who are better or at least possess a capacity for changing for the better. That’s one heck of a cope, but there’s some crazy stuff believed by some crazy people.

He still seems to believe that he’s Jesus, but like many people today with similar delusions, he gets some details wrong. He says that Jesus was crucified in Nazareth, apparently thinking Jesus was crucified in the place where Jesus was born. He also believes that Jesus was pierced in the palms of his hands, which is a popular misconception that we can expect from someone whose ideas about Jesus came from popular media. The fact is, the nails would have gone through Jesus’s wrists.

Another false prophet, like so many of his kind, getting things wrong while expecting everyone to take him seriously.

Chris Chan is back, and he’s in damage-control mode. I doubt that things are going to turn out well for him.

The AI Age Is Here. What’s Next?

With the advent of AI, there exists great potential to use it to accomplish good, but there’s also a lot of potential to misuse it. One scenario that we’ve been warned about is that the artificial generation of photorealistic images would become so advanced that most people would not be able to suspect that something was up.

We were warned about it, and now here we are.

Just a generation ago, if you wanted to find an image, and it already existed, you could use a search engine to find it. And if you couldn’t find it, a skillful use of software such as Photoshop could be used to manufacture it.

As the saying goes, “Seeing was believing, until Adobe made Photoshop.”

The problem with Photoshop is that, even after hours of skilled use, the result may still not be convincing, as most people would know the signs to look for of a shopped image.

Within the last few years, the public has gained access to the generation of “deepfakes”, which use samples of people’s voices to create audio of public figures which sound real, some of which can be off the wall. All that would need to be done is to enter a sufficiently large sample of audio of that person’s voice, as well as what you want to hear the voice saying, and the computer would generate it.

Alternatively, in some cases, a person would enter a prompt, and allow an AI to fulfill the request, such as, “Have Jordan Peterson explain which Bionicle is his favorite, and explain why”.

Someone who listens closely might hear a subtle clue in things like the voice’s inflection which would indicate that something is off, but the problem is, many people might be convinced that what they hear is legit, and it doesn’t take much imagination to determine how something like that can be misused.

It hasn’t been for long that the public has had access to the use of AI to generate images, rather than search for them. And on the user’s end, it’s as easy as entering in a description of what you want to see. Such as this image I requested, of what Made In Abyss would look like if done by Disney in the infamous Calarts beanmouth style:

The algorithm sampled a bunch of images, and gave me a piccie of what is intended to be Riko, dressed up for adventure (note the madokajack above the surface). All I had to do was ask.

Afterwards, I requested an image that captured the tone of this very blog:

I liked it so much that I edited it and re-entered the credit, and used the result as this blog’s header.

For a while, the AIs have struggled with realistic depictions of things like hands and facial expressions. But as the months went on, the AIs have grown so sophisticated that they can now produce photorealistic images with the right prompts. It’s gotten to the point that, when facing legitimate photographic evidence, a person can simply claim that the image was AI generated, and that might work as a defense!

A recent example came in the wake of the Oct 7 Hamas terror attack, wherein Hamas brazenly attacked Jewish civilians in Israel, including a concert held for peace. Among the claims made about Hamas is that they deliberately attacked babies, killing as many as 40 of them.

If you know a few things about Hamas, you’d know that activities such as targeting civilians is well within their MO. In fact, they’re such a nasty group that if you knew everything else about them, and then were told that they kill babies, you’d probably take their word for it. “Oh, so Hamas kills babies? That’s horrendous, but if that’s all they did, they wouldn’t be as bad.”

And yet, some people did. “Hamas killed 40 babies as they rampaged about, killing civilians? Prove it!” That was a sentiment expressed by people who, for some reason, weren’t anywhere close to as skeptical when it came to any claim made by Hamas. So, an image was shared on X showing the charred remains of an infant on a stretcher.

Don’t worry, I’m not sharing the example here. But if you were to go looking for it, you might not have much trouble finding it.

What came next was a battle over whether the image was legit or AI generated. Some claimed to run the image through software that could determine whether images were AI generated, and last I checked, there was a community note on the post indicating that even AI generated image detectors could give false positives.

There is s popular expression which goes, “the first casualty of war is truth”. While truth can never really be a casualty, it remains that with war comes propaganda that is designed to sway public opinion, and now, even ordinary people can make an image that fools the world!

One thing that generates traffic in social media is video of fast food brawls. If someone wanted to, they might be able to make a convincing video deepfake of an early-morning brawl at a Waffle House, and it might not occur to thousands of viewers that the brawl didn’t happen. Or, if a person is an accelerationist, a faked instance of police brutality could be all it takes to get things to pop off.

So, what can we do about it? That’s about the point where we’re at, and as the AI becomes more sophisticated, bad people might become more effective at exploiting it.

For one thing, I expect that there will be a back-and-forth race between deepfakes and deepfake detectors. Currently, deepfake detectors are apparently not perfect. What I fear is that we may be reaching a point of “deepfake singularity”, where any reasonable measure to detect deepfakes could not distinguish real from fake.

Another thing we can do is learn to be skeptical of anything that we see on social media, even if it’s photographic or video. The dynamic of evidence for crimes may change, as it used to be that capturing an act on video was the gold standard for proving to the world that it happened. We’re nearly at the point that video would have to clear some specific hurdles to be considered proof.

Another point I can suggest is that AI programs be coded to defeat attempts to use them to produce inflammatory content, or include a digital watermark to indicate a deepfake, which would be hidden from the user.

I don’t know what the future of AI holds. But it stands to reason that any government that makes a significant advancement in AI will have a distinct advantage over those that don’t, in a similar way to the development of atomic weapons. It’s easy to imagine any government, including the most influential on a global scale, using AI to propagandize their own people, and maybe even people all over the world.

Of course, far more uses have been found for AI, or uses that we might have to look forward to in the near future.

With recent implementation of drone surveillance, the age of getting away with stuff has just about drawn to a close. But AI is already proving to be a boon to law enforcement, as they could use it to determine where crimes are more likely to happen and when, and they can have officers patrol accordingly. While that might not sound bad, imagine if AI were used to profile people based on their likelihood of committing a crime, and when and where!

Or a program could be used to determine a person’s psychological profile based on their social media usage, making it easy to hack their mind to manipulate them into doing things, or even psychologically destroy them with just a few words. Keep it nice in the comment section, by the way.

Oh, and no prize for guessing that AI is being used to create realistic pornography.

Also, I dread the day that game companies create a formula for games to goad players into spending a lot more money on micro-transactions.

Of course, it wouldn’t surprise me if companies stopped using Indian call centers to social engineer the market, and switched to using AI to help them lowball candidates with wages.

Considering what all AI can be used for, it would seem foolish to not implement it for ourselves. While we may still be a while away from holographic assistants like SARA from Toonami, we can at least use AI programs to help us with some day to day tasks. Like coming up with meal plans. Or coming up with an effective studying schedule. Or finding a more ideal workout routine. Or finding what you can do to increase your likelihood of getting into a lasting relationship.

Or, if you have a blog like this one, you could ask one to write up a new entry for you. Have I done this, yet? Can you tell?

Of course, not everyone is as enthusiastic about AI, as it may make certain professions obsolete. Artists are worried that AI may put them out of their jobs. Hollywood script writers are concerned that AI may replace them. Coders can take days to come up with something that could be generated with a prompt in a matter of minutes, perhaps even seconds. The age of teams of engineers sitting at their desks with AutoCAD open, occasionally rotating 3D models to make it look like they’re doing something, may be almost over.

Society might not be ready for the changes that AI would bring.

In the meantime, people are using fake stuff in an effort to manipulate you. If you’re aware that it’s happening, and you’re the right amounts of skeptical and knowledgeable, it’s not likely to have as much of an effect on you.

A Difference In Values

A symbolic Hamas building is destroyed in retaliation for a brazen attack against Israel. As you can see, Hamas was dealt an “L”.

When our perspective is formed solely by our own culture, we tend to assume that certain values are universal. If you live in western civilization or the various cultures around the world that have been heavily influenced by it, you may have heard of the golden rule.

How it goes is pretty simple: treat others as you wish to be treated. There are other expressions that have a similar meaning, such as, what goes around, comes around.

It’s because of this that, even if a person has trouble remembering each of the Ten Commandments, which are considered the principal points of a Christian society, they’ll still function generally well. In fact, even in secular societies, some of the Ten Commandments might still seem to be upheld, because even the golden rule or a variant thereof seems to be respected.

After all, the Ten Commandments teach not to steal, kill, or bear false witness. Out of each of these, which would you be okay with happening to you?

One might think that these values are universal, upheld by people the world over. That seems reasonable to expect in an advanced and peaceful society that has heavily benefited from these virtues.

But that’s not the reality of the matter. The fact is, there are no universal ethics that are observed by all cultures all over the world.

In the western world, it’s taken for granted that you should not kill a person you disagree with, no matter how much you may disagree with them, as a virtue of freedom of expression.

However, freedom of expression is not a virtue of every society. There are societies today where it’s deemed okay to kill someone who is in “the outgroup”, and the way that you can tell that someone is in the outgroup is if they either say something that someone in the outgroup would say, or if you say something that would put you at odds with the ingroup.

Then there’s the topic of slavery. The British people did great in spearheading the abolishment of ownership of humans by other humans. They were so insistent that there be no slaves in Britain, that if any slaves set foot on British soil, they’d immediately become free. The Americans were not far behind with the Emancipation Proclamation.

As much as we like to think that slavery is a thing of the past, it remains in much of the world, including civilizations that are relatively modernized, such as China and India. In much of the Islamic world, slavery permeates their society. The reason being, according to their religion, it is impermissible to forbid what their prophet Mohammad allowed. And because Mohammad had slaves, slavery has been hard-wired into their religion and society.

While we might like to think that in terms of science, literature, and the arts, it’s the tendency of humanity to tend ever forward, there are cultures on this earth where all scientific and literary achievement has come to a grinding halt, because the prevailing ideology discourages the pursuit of anything outside of itself, and encourages its followers to fanaticism.

As much as certain skeptics may make light of the idea that the civilized world could become subverted by the same brand of ignorance and mysticism, efforts to bring it about have long been underway, and it’s something that they would do well to take seriously, because no society that has been ensnared by that same mystical ignorance has ever freed itself from it without external intervention.

Then there’s the topics of polygamy and pederasty. Most of the civilized world have criminalized these practices, and those who would attempt to engage in them are singled out for the worst treatment, even in the company of other criminals. Knowing this, it can be quite jarring to learn that there are still cultures, even an entire civilization, that refuses to outlaw these practices, simply because a person who they consider a prophet practiced them both.

As optimistic as people today may be about humanity’s first contact with extraterrestrials, it should be known that there is an X-factor involved. We have no guarantee that the first extraterrestrials we meet will even have the same values that we do.

Imagine for a moment that you live on an island community that has never made contact with other islands, or with the outside world. Imagine that you’ve been taught by your elders that a certain way to live is moral and right, and that’s how you’ve lived for your whole life. Then, one day, the people of your island makes contact with people on another island. Then, to the horror of your entire community, everyone on that island lives in a way that your community considers bafflingly immoral, and neither community speaks the same language.

It’s easy to see how, in this scenario, the people of your island might decide that it would be better to go to war with the other island in an effort to put an end to their immorality, and the other island might have already decided to do the same to yours. While most of the world today is hesitant to use force to resolve differences, there are people today who consider the use of force as always justified when confronting another culture with different values!

While the mask has slipped somewhat when touching on the topic of slavery above, it’s time to drop the hypotheticals and start being more specific. A couple days ago, during a holy day that the Jews observe, Hamas initiated a brazen attack on the land of Israel with thousands of rockets, some getting by Israel’s Iron Dome defense. This was concurrent with a ground invasion, in which Hamas militants attacked primarily civilian targets, killing some and taking others hostage. It is believed that foreign nationals are among the hostages.

While Saturday’s attack was brazen, it was an escalation of what has been ongoing for decades. For Hamas to fire rockets into Israeli cities, such as Sderot, has been an ongoing occurrence.

Not everyone understands the nature of the conflict between Israel and its neighbors. Contrary to a popular perception, most wars throughout history were not over religion, they were over resources. Superpowers have set up rule over vassal states to ensure their own prosperity. It’s been said that in order to achieve true peace, people need to come to a true understanding. While that helps, it also helps to understand that there is a ruling class that is complicit in fanning the flames of hatred.

Hamas is not motivated by resources. To them, resources are merely a means to an end. Rather, Hamas is motivated by ideology. They have a legendary hatred for Jewish people, and this is because this hatred is hardwired into their religion. In fact, just about everything about their ideology is hardwired into it.

I understand that religion is a sensitive topic, and quite nuanced. I also know that not everyone who professes a religion is the same as its extremists. Still, there are times when it’s more productive to deal in generalities, especially considering the fact that the state of peace in the world is increasingly at stake. What’s more, from what I’ve studied about Islam’s foundational materials and their history, there is ample cause for concern.

While I know that most Muslims want the same things out of life as most anyone else, it still remains that, out of them, the extremists are the primary difference-makers on the world stage, and they are becoming harder to ignore. And the fact is, it’s their ideology that’s making men into killers.

When you understand their ideology, you’ll understand why it’s often Jews who are targeted. In the Islamic theology, there’s a veritable tier list of people who are to be targeted. It goes as follows:

  • Muslims: At the top, whom Muslims are not to kill.
  • Christians: Merely tolerated, made to pay a backbreaking jizya tax, but might be killed anyway.
  • Jews: Tolerated even less, same tax, but are often killed outright.
  • Infidels: Not tolerated, usually killed right away. Consists of atheists and any religion not mentioned above.
  • Ex-Muslims: Any Muslim who declares that he’s leaving his religion. These guys can often count the seconds they have left on their fingers.

You might wonder how Jews came to be so disrespected by Muslims. This had to do with the Islamic prophet, Mohammad. At some point in his life, Muhammad was exiled by his own people, the Quraysh (they found his teaching a little intolerant). After that, Mohammad joined a settlement of Jews. At one point, he hired someone to read their Scriptures to him (Mohammad was illiterate). After learning about the Jewish Messiah, Mohammad claimed to be the Jewish Messiah.

They took it as well as you might have expected.

Only this time, instead of trying to have him executed as they might have attempted centuries earlier, they instead ridiculed him. For one thing, because the Messiah is supposed to be a descendant of David, not Ishmael. But also, because Mohammad didn’t know a word of the Scriptures until they were read to him.

Mohammad then told them that they’d know that he was the Messiah, if only they’d read their Scriptures. Mohammad then forbade Muslims from reading the Jewish Scriptures, saying that they doctored them. Putting aside, of course, that Mohammad wouldn’t have even had the idea to call himself the Messiah if the Jewish Scriptures weren’t read to him.

Mohammad handled the laughter the same way that most tyrants would. Once he had an army, he came back and seized the town, imprisoned the women and children, and any man who refused to accept his religion was executed.

Understandably, Jewish comedians today are more cautious.

Most political ideologies today are like EEPROMs: sophisticated, intricate, and with the capability to be updated.

But imagine a circuit board that is little more than a cluster of jumpers and transistors. Horribly inefficient, primitive by today’s standards, with a high potential for failure, and no potential for updates. That’s a great allegory for Sharia, the law of Islamic states.

The Islamic world is different from the rest of the world, because it’s a completely different society built on a completely different foundation. They don’t have the golden rule. They don’t have the same Ten Commandments, but instead a different code with a twist of fatalistic indifference. While they’ve got their own code of righteousness, they’ve elevated ritualism to the point that it becomes suffocating.

It’s a fact that the primary function of government for most of human history has been to mediate disputes between people. The Islamic religion is so dysfunctional in how disputes are to be handled, and how forgiveness is to be administered, that anywhere that Islam becomes the dominant ideology, brutal dictatorships tend to be what surfaces, because that’s the kind of thing it would take to maintain order.

When you understand that there’s a hardwired hatred for Jewish people in the Islamic religion, it’s easy to see their obsession with destroying Israel for what it is. But there’s more to it than that. There’s a difference in values, and it’s a difference that matters.

While western civilization does have its problems, including from those who would undermine it from within, the fact is, it’s a civilization that’s worth defending from those who would threaten it.

A man’s hatred is always concentrated on the thing that makes him conscious of his bad qualities.

Carl Jung

Cults and the Abuse of Language

It is difficult to convince a person who is in a cult that they are in one. But there are telltale signs that a person can notice if they know to look for them.

One such sign involves how cults use language. If the language your group employs is designed to stir up a strong emotional reaction, and shut down critical thinking, then you’re likely in a cult.

We all like comical examples. You probably remember Jamaal Bowman, the Democrat representative who pulled a fire alarm, disrupting a house vote in progress, then said he thought that that was how one opened a door.

He’s been in damage control since, but his team has managed to find a solution to keep the heat off him: by calling Republicans Nazis:

What Jamaal didn’t count on was for this brilliant plan to leak out. So being ever the diplomat, he took the opportunity to take the moral high ground, throwing his own strategists under the bus:

Which may seem like he’s making himself out as being above such abuse of language, until you consider that a significant portion of his constituents are sincere in their beliefs that their political rivals are not legitimate, but instead, actual Nazis.

The left has been trying for years to connect the right to the National Socialist German Workers Party, with no consideration for the sincerely held ideological beliefs of either the right or the Nazis, or for the left’s own alliance of convenience with actual Nazis in the Ukraine.

On the surface, it seems damnably idiotic. However, it does succeed in fooling the intellectually deficient among us. And, as it so happens, the intellectually deficient have votes that count just as much as the votes of those of us who can tie our shoes without getting distracted into furious masturbation.

You see, the left knows how to abuse language. And one of the ways that cultish movements like the western political left abuses language is by using emotionally charged language that is designed to bypass better judgement, and get you to assume the worst of the people that they describe.

Such as when they wage frivolous accusations of sexual misconduct against those who get to be a bit too influential, in an effort to snipe their careers and cause a chilling effect that serves to dissuade anyone who might consider taking up their cause.

So, while damnable, their approach is not necessarily idiotic.

Amanda Montell, the author of Cultish: the Language of Fanaticism, made an interesting contrast between how language is used by scientists and how it’s used by cultists:

“My parents, they’re scientists and they will use jargon that I don’t understand. But that jargon is there to make communication clearer. Cultish language has these ulterior motives and it’s there to make communication hazier.

“It’s there to divide people, to shut down independent thinking.

“And that’s how you know that language is cultish, when it causes strong emotional response, but you yourself have trouble translating what it is that you’re saying.”

Amanda Montell

Those of us who are sufficiently well studied are aware of what composes the Nazi ideology, how central Socialism was to it, and how its theology is a smattering of German folklore and dialectic philosophy. If you were aware of these things, the left’s divisive abuse of accusations of Nazism is much less likely to have an effect on you.

When it comes down to it, the intended use of language is to communicate clearly and concisely. However, what cultists see in language is an instrument of control. And to this end, they’ll craft mantras and load words so when they use them they’ll have the desired effect, regardless of their original definitions. A cultist may have the same vocabulary, but they don’t have the same dictionary.

Knowing this, do you think you’re in a better position to recognize a cult?

The Confounding Enigma of Fire Alarms and Emergency Exits

Jamaal Bowman, in commission of a felony.

When I was staying in a dorm in college, there was a time when the fire alarm went off. This time was different, as the alarm wasn’t going off during a designated drill time, it was instead going off in the middle of the night. What’s more, there was the smell of smoke, indicating that this time, it was something serious.

As my fellow students calmly filed out past the flashing lights and into the parking lot, we eagerly waited and watched as the fire department arrived, and assessed the situation. Minutes later, the culprit was found: a bag of burnt popcorn that was left to cook in a lounge microwave. And along with it, a guilty party: a man who confessed to leaving the popcorn to burn, as a prank.

I’m not sure what became of the guy, but from my understanding, he had a choice: He could either admit that he carelessly forgot about the popcorn, leaving it to burn unattended, or he could confess to pulling a prank. He went with “prank”. What became of him? It might be that he got off easy. We could have been more vindictive, considering that it was finals week, and many of us had spent a chunk of the day studying.

When given the choice between whether to appear malicious or to appear stupid, the student decided to go with appearing malicious. Whether it was the case or not, his choice was understandable; no one wants to appear stupid. While malice may be criminal in one sense, stupidity suggests a defectiveness that’s much more difficult to condition out of a person, and it comes with a stigma that few people would want, barring the rare instance in which a person might somehow benefit from it.

Then there’s New York representative Jamaal Bowman. He’d be the guy who pulled a fire alarm right before the House voted to keep the government funded for another 45 days.

Now, I know what you might be thinking: “This sounds like an obvious attempt to disrupt a House in session! Isn’t that a felony?” And it is, but you see, according to Jamaal himself, he pulled the fire alarm accidentally, because he was in such a hurry to go vote!

Now, I’m not a congressman, but I have my doubts that when you’re in a hurry to go vote, you rush up to a double door that’s clearly indicated as an emergency exit, with signs such as this one resting on the handles:

Then turn to the fire alarm, the very one pictured here, which clearly says “FIRE” in capital letters:

Then follow the instructions on the fire alarm to activate it, then scurry away.

As you would naturally expect, we have an attempt at damage control, straight from the desk and sound mind of Jamaal Bowman:

Because, you know, even though his actions were caught on tape, and what he was doing was as clear as day, Jamaal Bowman wants us to know that we’re the ones who are confused. And being the champion of truth and justice that he is, he’s naturally the one to step forward to let us know not to believe our lying eyes.

You see, he came up to this door that he expected to be open, even though it was clearly designated an emergency exit. He was confused that the emergency exit was not open as he expected. So, he activated the fire alarm, expecting that doing so would open the door that he would then promptly run away from. And, just so you know, he’s sorry that you’re confused.

When given the choice between malice and stupidity, Jamaal Bowman went with stupidity. But he has a problem. Actually two problems, one of them being that no one believes him. Okay, maybe someone does, but I don’t envy that person at all. The main problem that I wanted to focus on is that, between malice and stupidity, both are disqualifying in Jamaal’s case.

I know I’ve already made my point, but just to give an idea of how deep the abyssal depths of either malice or stupidity can go, here’s another sign the guy ignored.

On the one hand, he committed a crime, deliberately disrupting a House proceeding in progress with a false emergency, or on the other, he is so stupid that he doesn’t comprehend the proper use of a fire alarm, and therefore cannot be expected to function as an elected representative.

So, which one does Jamaal Bowman want to go with? It seems as though he has made up his mind. But in any case, it’s not a good look.

Maybe Jamaal can consider it a sort of compliment that no one thinks that he’s as dumb as he says he is.

They’re Overplaying Their Hands

In interesting timing with anonymous accusations against Russell Brand, accusations are now coming up against Tim Ballard. Yes, the same Ballard who starred in Sound of Freedom, and fights a continuing campaign against child sex trafficking.

The accusation comes from an anonymous source, and was provided to Vice magazine. A magazine which, by the way, stirred up its initial following with edgy bullshit stories.

There should be a new law: if an accusation is made anonymously, then the identity of the accused should be kept strictly confidential. That’s totally reasonable, and allows for law enforcement to perform an investigation, to determine whether or not the accusation is frivolous.

And, speaking of, if there’s any merit to the accusation, the sensible place for it would be law enforcement, not bullshit Vice magazine. The former is an act in the interest of justice, the latter is a petty attempt to assassinate character.

Here’s a statement from Tim Ballard, through The Spear Fund. He’s expressed a better opinion on this matter than Vice could probably muster:

“Rescuing kids and fighting child trafficking is an ugly and dark business, especially when—as the result of my work for more than 20 years—we continue to expose members of the powerful, well-funded child trafficking cartels.

“Evil pedophiles will stop at nothing, and they have allies in government, in the media, in big corporations, and even in public institutions. They continue to lie about and attempt to destroy my good name…and they will never stop.

“I want everyone to know that I and our vast army of supporters will likewise never stop. We will keep fighting for the vulnerable all over the globe, and we know that the truth will always prevail.”

“I am a faithful Member in good standing in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. I believe in Jesus Christ, the Holy Scriptures, and I believe in our faith with my whole heart. That will never change.

“It has been alleged that an unnamed LDS church spokesperson issued a statement about me through a tabloid that is often hostile to people of faith. Further, my church has not publicly verified its authenticity.

“We are also highly suspicious about the timing of such a statement given its close proximity to Mitt Romney’s announcement that he is retiring, and my own public comments that I am prayerfully considering running for public office. The LDS church does not engage in political activity.

“In any event, nothing will change my core beliefs. If someone within the church did release this statement, I am absolutely confident that the right people will step in and ensure that proper due process is followed as the rules of our church dictate.”

“I, my family, and the Spear Fund team will confidently move forward and focus on our mission of saving children from the horrors of sex slavery, and remaining fierce defenders of freedom. We invite anyone who shares this passion to join us.”

Whether there is truth to the accusation against Ballard, I don’t know. But what I do know is that false accusations have long been a chief weapon of the faithless.

And we’ve been seeing a whole lot of that going around, lately.

If I were to say that I hate child molesters, I wouldn’t be saying anything controversial. But as I see it, we as a society don’t hate false accusers enough. In fact, we should be placing both criminal groups in the same tier.

One punishment that I hear proposed for false accusers is for them to face the same punishment they sought to bring about for the people they accused. I think Ballard could get behind this, because that’s what the Bible says is the proper way to handle it.

But if we were to get into creative punishment, here’s what I propose for false accusers: The next time we test a nuclear weapon, we give them front row seats. Then, we let radiation poisoning take care of the rest.

Zombification FTW! For the rest of us. For liars, not so much.

So, what would you prefer, false accusers? Shall we get creative? Or would you prefer what the Bible says?

This McDonald’s Commercial From Japan Just Made Everyone Cry

I’ll say first that I don’t recommend eating McDonald’s, seeing as it’s one of the worst things that you can put in you which is still legally classified as food.

That aside, what’s the cruelest thing that you can show a people who are suffering from a declining birth rate? Feast your eyes:

That’s right, you show them just what they’re being fucked out of. And to make it even worse, you show one of the most idyllic moments, in warm colors.

Now you’ve got something to think about as you go to pick up some McDonald’s on the way home. Take your time, because there’s probably nobody waiting for you there, anyway.

Things Are About To Turn Ugly

There’s something that’s been on my mind, and seeing the way things are playing out now, I figure that I’ll go ahead and say something, even if just so a few years down the road, I can say I did.

To get started, I’ll say that if I didn’t live in the United States, but instead lived in some shithole country where most people don’t have running water, I’d want to come here. And if I were to hear that even the poorest American lived in a way that most kings would have envied just a century ago, I’d probably do anything to get here.

It’s because of this that I don’t fault a person for wanting to emigrate to my own country.

However, the problems arise when you consider that I’d be far from the only one who would possess such a desire. And what’s more, few of the people who would set out on such a trip would possess the wisdom needed to not bring their culture with them, particularly the elements of their culture that brought about the problems that transformed their previous societies into the shitholes that they escaped from.

The fact is, we live in a reality that does not ignore the principle of cause and effect. If an established population is threatened with displacement by unchecked, unnaturalized immigration, the expected outcome is conflict, whatever the intentions of those who initially welcomed them.

While it’s easy to diminish concerns as being mere intolerance toward those who would terk er jerbs, this is a mischaracterization of the reality of the matter, which is that immigrants don’t take jobs, large corporations give them jobs, often with motivations that are exploitative.

The main reason why large corporations are gung-ho over illegal immigration is because undocumented migrants are easy to exploit for cheap labor, and if there is more competition on the job market with more people willing to do the same work for less, then it’s a job market that favors employers who stand to save immense amounts of money on wages. And if they get to virtue signal about diversity while they’re at it, they can also benefit from the positive publicity that comes with that.

But there’s more to the problem, and this becomes apparent when you see that out of all the migrants that we see pouring over the border, almost every single one of them is a fighting-age male. It doesn’t take a PhD anthropologist to understand that humans are sexual creatures. And it’s easy for anyone to understand that males are more fulfilled when they have a sexual outlet. When that sexual outlet is denied to them, they tend to become resentful, and blame their host society, which they see as having failed them (look at the incel community for a prominent example).

It’s because of this that a fundamental element for a stable and peaceful society is marriage, particularly monogamous marriage. It’s through this that males get a sexual outlet, but also from which they derive a sense of purpose, knowing that they are working for people who count on them. Knowing this, it’s understandable why many of the immigrants, particularly those bound for Europe, come from societies where polygamy is accepted, which usually hugely favors high-status males. What their own societies failed to deliver them, they’ll take from the host population.

In consideration of all this, it should be easy to see why in a society where men outnumber women, crime rates tend to be significantly higher, as men turn to increasingly desperate means to attain what is of limited availability, in some cases lashing out at a society that they see as having failed them.

As these trends and others play out, it’s easy to see why people seem to be blaming the immigrants themselves for these trends. It’s because of this that I suspect that people are going to turn more toward the right on the political spectrum. If the left caused this immigration crisis, and they did, then people are going to blame the left.

But my concern isn’t that people would simply turn more to the right, as they have been. My concern is that, as they do so, they are going to turn to extremes. And considering the fact that the left is dismissing any opposition out of hand as illegitimate, the people who are voicing their concerns are going to feel more like they are not being represented by the political establishment, and as they see this, they’re just going to turn more towards extremes.

In order for democracy to work, there needs to be compromise, which isn’t happening because both sides are demanding that only their own policy is furthered, and not that of the other side. Worsening matters is the fact that the two dominant political parties don’t even view one another as legitimate. The right sees the Biden administration as having cheated to attain power, and they see the left as being party to it. The left sees MAGA as being a bunch of political extremists, rather than a consequence of conservatives being ignored. It doesn’t seem to me that either side is willing to view their opponents as legitimate, or even listen to one another.

It’s because of this that the moment that the left seized the executive branch for themselves, they’ve decided to open the borders right up, consequences be damned, for no other reason than because this is the most extreme possible expression of their own position on illegal immigration.

The consequences are easy to find on X (formerly Twitter), where it’s easy to find video of immigrants pouring across the border in immense numbers. And because the consequences are easy to present to anyone in the connected world, to change someone’s mind on this matter is trivial.

Now, let’s get on to what I’m afraid is about to happen. If you thought that racism and intolerance were bad at the time of the Civil War and the two World Wars, things are about to explode, not just in the United States, but also in Europe. While one might imagine that this could be staved off until right wing leadership assumes power, the way things are looking, it might begin before that happens. If you’re on the left side of the political spectrum, then when this happens, you can go ahead and admire your handiwork, it’s so obvious what was going to happen as a result of your policy positions that it’s hard to imagine that this was not what you wanted from the start.

As for what you should do, let’s start with what would be useful to the most people: do not engage in violence, get away from it. If you live in a city, get out of it. The sooner, the better. You’ve already seen violence, you’re about to see a lot more.

If you’re interested in living the American dream (whatever that means), the getting is probably not going to get any better than it is now for a long time.

Having said that, there’s probably nothing that you can do to be unaffected by the coming crisis. Unless you’re phenomenally wealthy, in which case, you probably somehow played a role in bringing it about. Let’s us know whether it was worth it.

To paraphrase a popular Japanese expression, I don’t have a crystal ball, but I don’t need one to see what happens next. While I wish that the character in the anime screencap above was right, every indication that I’ve seen is that the western world is headed toward a dark place, and for that to be averted, both major political parties need to demonstrate the clarity that they’ve consistently failed to. But at this point, they can both be expected to blame each other for a crisis that they’ve both played a role in cultivating.

If it’s a white pill you want, consider the fact that conservatism is currently winning the culture war. Perhaps as conservatives regain influence, they’ll heed more moderate voices, rather than take things to extremes. If so, they’ll certainly have proven themselves more worthy than the deviant shrieking lunatics who have been propped up, lately.

Oh look, this again.

It’s already abundantly evident that the #metoo movement has been hijacked, taken from its original purpose of encouraging sex abuse victims to come forward, and has been made into a tool with which one can snipe those that they don’t like.

Is that what’s happening with Russell Brand? I don’t know, but I do know that it’s suspicious that the accusations against him haven’t come forward in a timely manner, but instead were brought out nearly two decades after the alleged crime supposedly occurred, and shortly after he expressed non-establishment viewpoints, and picked up a substantial following.

I’m not taking a side on this matter, considering that the accusations have nothing behind them but the accusations themselves, but also because it’s possible that evidence can surface, showing that crimes may have actually taken place.

But that doesn’t mean that this whole affair doesn’t have the appearance of something sketchy. The accusations were immediately picked up by corporate media outlets, which ran the story with nothing to go off of but the accusations. Which, by the way, is not journalism. Moving in lockstep, Google demonetized Russell’s YouTube channel, in apparent presumption of his guilt.

If the intention were to create a chilling effect to discourage one from gaining a following by pointing out what’s wrong with certain corporate interests, one way to go about it would be to attack their character. And the most effective attack, historically, has been an allegation of sexual misconduct, considering that allegations of that nature have a stronger tendency to bypass a person’s better judgment, making them more likely to assume guilt on the part of the accused.

I’ve noticed in recent months that the methods of corporate media outlets and their butt buddies have been becoming increasingly indelicate. As I see it, there are two things which can cause such a change in approach, one being the confidence that comes from thinking oneself indestructible, and the other is the desperation that one sees out of one who realizes that they are fighting a losing battle.

When you consider the fact the culture war has turned heavily in our favor, it’s not hard to see their desperation.

What will come of this is something yet to be seen. But at this point, I can say that we can try not to be too suspicious of the accusers, in spite of the circumstances surrounding the allegations. They might actually be telling the truth, this time.

This Could Have Gone Worse.

Grand-pappy may have needed your help setting up the ol’ VCR, but there was one thing that he knew: You stay the hell away from bears.

While they may have modeled stuffed animals after bears, trust me when I say that bears don’t want to be your friends. In a sense, they’re like Libertarians; they just want to be left alone, but if you do anything that they construe as threatening, you’re not going to stand a chance.

Knowing this, consider the fact that a bunch of tourists at Yellowstone found a family of bears on the side of the road. While sensible people would have stayed in their cars, these yutzs instead left their cars and approached them.

And by approached them, I mean that they ran at them.

And one of them did so with his child in his arms.

See for yourself:

I had a close encounter with a bear cub in the woods. I just calmly turned around and walked away. I know how unlikely it is that I’m still alive. That’s because if you’re anywhere near a bear cub, mama bear is going to be close by, and she is not going to be reasonable about the situation. Think some trailer-trash stranger-danger mom, except with the literal ability to tear a U.S. marine to shreds.

Now, consider the fact that a bunch of guys saw a mama bear with her cubs, and ran at them, with one of them carrying his daughter in his arms.

Lucky for them, the mama bear and her cubs decided to just run off. And considering that one of the cubs was poking around, she could have easily decided to provide the cameraman with an example of natural selection at work.

Again, bears do not want to be friends. Most animals don’t. The usually just want to be left alone, and some of them can ruin your day if you don’t. And the first such example one can think of would be bears. They’re the closest thing to land-sharks that we have.

Want to befriend a bear? Just play Pokémon.